Post Your Corny Jokes

[Jay520]

As the title says, post your corny jokes. I'll go first:

 

1. What do you call a Arnold Schwarzenegger when he quits acting and kills bugs for a living?

2. What do you call a computer with excellent singing ability?

3. If Spiderman applied for a job a Microsoft, what kind of work experience might he list?

 

Answers Below!

 

1. An exTerminator.
2. Adele ("adele" the singer, sounds like "a Dell").
3. Web development.

 

Now, list your corny jokes. Don't worry if you think your joke won't be corny. Nine times out of ten, it will be.