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Friends, gamers, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury WiiU, not to praise him. The evil that videogame companies do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their obsolete hardware. So let it be with WiiU… The noble 3DS hath told you WiiU was unambitious: If he were so, it was a grievous fault, and grievously hath WiiU answered it… Here under leave of 3DS, I come to speak at WiiU’s funeral, and to answer the unanwered question: What the Hell is Nintendo doing?

Instead of focusing on their struggling new console, Nintendo has been sinking all of their efforts into their until-recently-struggling new handheld, the 3DS. This seems like an enormous misstep on Nintendo’s part. Dedicated gaming handhelds are all but doomed. When done right, a dedicated gaming handheld provides nothing that a modern smartphone can’t provide. When done wrong, a dedicated gaming handheld provides gimmicky controls that are difficult to translate to other platforms and long-form-factor games that don’t work well for short, ‘in-between’ time-waster play sessions. Looking at Nintendo’s list of upcoming 3DS releases shows that they are going about creating new products in exactly the wrong way. In the latest Nintendo Direct, Iwata even admits that Nintendo has been designing some of their 3DS games with the express intention of players ‘settling in’ to play through long stretches at a time. That’s not how handhelds are supposed to work! “Mario & Luigi: Dream Team,” “Yoshi’s Island 3,” and “Zelda: Link to the Past 2,” are all coming to the 3DS, but NOT to the WiiU. The 3DS is even beginning to receive ports of original Wii games, like “Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D”, and some relatively decent-looking support from Square Enix, like “Bravely Default.” What is the WiiU getting besides “Pikmin 3?” “Game & Wario,” a collection of time-waster style minigames that would feel much more at home on a handheld than on a regular console. It seems that Nintendo is living in opposite-world.

It’s like Nintendo is so obsessed with futilely trying to stop their inevitable replacement by smartphones in the handheld market that they are willing to completely ignore their struggling console, which has a much stronger chance of succeeding in the face of the nebulous impending DRM disasters coming from Microsoft and Sony. Nintendo has a rare opportunity to re-associate ‘playing Nintendo’ with ‘playing console games’ again for the first time since the 1990s. Instead of focusing on their handheld and even porting non-handheld games to it, Nintendo desperately needs to pay more attention to the WiiU. It’s not like it would even be difficult, as certain third-parties are already showing the way: “Lego City: Under Cover” and “Monster Hunter: Ultimate” are both available on the 3DS and WiiU (don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying either of those games is good, just that they got the release model right). Outside of the 3D gimmick that can’t be made mandatory due to the health risks and inability of a certain portion of the general population to even see it, the 3DS has NOTHING that the WiiU doesn’t… indeed, the WiiU trumps the 3DS by having TWO analog sticks by default without resorting to an add-on dongle with a separate battery, not to mention a bigger touchscreen and a top screen limited in size only by the user’s entertainment center. There are even newly-released 3DS games that would be great candidates for porting to the WiiU: “Fire Emblem: Awakening” is a long-form Tactical RPG with attention-demanding things like perma-death for players to worry about, while “Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon” seems like a no-brainer for WiiU play. In the original “Luigi’s Mansion,” Mario’s brother wielded a Game Boy Horror in his left hand, with a ghost-catching vacuum cleaner/flashlight in his right hand. Looking at the WiiU, the GamePad is a shoe-in to play the role of the Game Boy Horror, while the Wiimote is the most perfect analog to Luigi’s vacuum ever devised! Whatever bean-counter at Nintendo decided that game was a better fit for the 3DS than the WiiU in the first place needs to be fired.

Regardless of the simplicity of my suggestions for solving the WiiU’s problems, Nintendo seems incapable of providing solid support for two platforms at the same time. In the past, the Game Boys received the short end of the stick, with options for playing their few good games on their sibling consoles (the Super Game Boy for the SNES and the Game Boy Player for the Gamecube). Now the tables are turned, with the WiiU left out in the cold while Nintendo focuses an unhealthy amount of effort on the 3DS, with no cross-platform capabilities on the horizon.

Yet in ignoring the WiiU as they are, Nintendo might yet kill the console before it has a chance to hit its stride. I am burying my re-boxed WiiU in a shallow grave, with the hope that it will rise like Lazarus once Nintendo decides to grace the console with the holy touch of some excellent first-party games.

http://www.meltedjoystick.com/gaming_blog_story.php?id=314

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlW7iP9hr7I&feature=player_embedded



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FFS why are so many users just reposting stories from N4G? Repost of a repost, one of which already is visible on the front page



Ha ha, twas funny.

I thought it was going to be all whiny and complaining, but was some bagpipes and humor.

Like the 'I thought I had 10 years!' at the end.



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

Tell me a funny joke!

KHlover said:

FFS why are so many users just reposting stories from N4G? Repost of a repost, one of which already is visible on the front page

i understand posting an article outside the community's circle... but this is just.... too much...





 

You have to realise that the far majority of these 3DS games were in production way before Wii U was even released and way, way before the Wii U started struggling. I guess it might come off as weird that Nintendo announces a bunch of 3DS games when it's the Wii U that needs the support but then again, what are they supposed to do? Scrap their 3DS games because the Wii U is struggling?



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nintendo will release games when it is convenient for them to do so.



I'm bored and posting somewhat amusing articles I guess I could look for one about the PS4, and how its power can bend time and space.



I have to admit I had a good chuckle at the video. Very well done, and with Super Mario World sound effects to boot.

But yes, Nintendo has botched the Wii U's first couple of months, and it's obvious that they're pushing software back (such as Pikmin 3 and The Wonderful 101) to coincide with their relaunch of the system in the second half of the year.

So yes, time to bury Wii U's lackluster 1st half of the year and stop beating a dead horse (No? You all want to continue to beat it into bloody pulp? *Sigh* Fine... >_>). These coming months are going to be very telling of how Nintendo will try and get back some momentum with their console. I'm definitely rooting for them, as Desperate Nintendo is best Nintendo (see: 3DS' 2013 lineup).



Lol, it was a funny video (love the sound effects).

Now, assuming WiiU does indeed turn itself around this holiday like I hope, I want to see the "WiiU rises from its grave" video. Fear its otherworldly powers!



Well made video but I mean seriosly why all the bias? I mean where is the Xbox :P jk

Honestly though i hope people don't take this video as being serious.