Not even my parents use flip phones anymore. They're on the way out.

I do currently own a Smartphone. A Galaxy S Fascinate, in fact, but it's not really a phone. I don't have service on it, and use it primarily as a PMP/MIT. $80+ a month for cell service is just way too damn expensive, and I really don't need the 3G anyway.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but.... what is it?

Yes, a Samsung Galaxy Note 2. It's more like a superphone than a smartphone though.

An LG Dare. It was one of the first iPhone-clone devices to become moderately successful. Its notorious for butt-dialing and the resistive touchscreen is complete crap though. My DS is more responsive lol. 

Nope i have a dumb phone i refuse to pay 50 dollars a month for a cell phone.
But if i did get one it would be an iphone 5

It does make a difference and it is very noticeable. I used my iPhone 4 for well over 2 years and when it changed to the iPhone 5 it felt very different. When I looked at my gf's older ipod touch 3g the screen looked sort of squished. Now she has the newest ipod touch which has the same screen as the iPhone 5. The extra screen size is useful for apps that have been updated to take advantage of the extra screen real estate.

Yes, a Samsung Galaxy SII

Owned my first smartphone way back in 2004 with the Symbian Nokia 6630. After that I went Windows Mobile (6.0->6.5) on the HTC Touch and since last year been trying Android with a prepaid HTC Desire C when I moved to the Netherlands.

A fairly low end motorola smartphone, it ain't anything great...well pretty bad actually but it does everything I personally need it to do.
Which is
GPS
Web Browsing
Occasional photo
Calls
Texts