What is your wifes weirdest sex fantasy?

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Andrespetmonkey on 10 April 2013

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To not be a hand anymore. Kinky bitch.

It's too bad you have to slap her with your non-dominant hand.

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Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail

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bananaking21 on 10 April 2013

Th3PANO said:

Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail

im his mistress

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Weedlab on 10 April 2013

I'm surprised nobody brought up stuff like playing with anal beads or ben wa balls, or even performing acts like 'dumping on her chest' aka the 'hot karl' or the 'Dirty Sanchez'. It seems like our significant others are quite tame. Either that or some of you are holding back on us.

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Deyon on 10 April 2013

Th3PANO said:

Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail

Unfortunately

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Deyon said:

Th3PANO said:

Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail

Unfortunately

it's your destiny to be one with him/her!?!?!?!?!

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Th3PANO on 10 April 2013

bananaking21 said:

Th3PANO said:

Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail

im his mistress

i guess you are a beast in bed

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/arnolds_mistress-img-1188.jpg

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Deyon on 10 April 2013

Th3PANO said:

Deyon said:

Th3PANO said:

Deyon said:
Bananakings sex fantasy, is to have multiple black men spray their sperm on his face and then pee on him afterwards

He also likes to get his balls electrocuted while he's getting teabagged by a transvestite.

so bananaking is your wife? nice detail

Unfortunately

it's your destiny to be one with him/her!?!?!?!?!

It's not a he or a she, its an it.