Pitt vs yoshiupdated

LOL. "Pitt vs. Icarus"

I vote Yoshi. DAT TONGUE.

Yoshi has a better legacy, but Pit (one "t" only) had an amazing performance in Kid Icarus: Uprising. Seriously, look at some of his lines!

Pit: You know how a chicken takes three steps and forgets?
Palutena: Forgets what?
Pit: Uh....
Palutena: Pit?
Pit: Uh...
Palutena: Forgets what?
Pit: Um... Oh, right! So you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

Palutena: The monster situation is quite clamant.
Pit: Is that... a good thing?
Palutena: You know, it's importunate. Or unpropitious.
Pit: ...Are you still speaking English right now?
Palutena: I'm sorry, Pit. I didn't mean to confuse you. Let me make this easier for you. BIG MONSTERS KILL PIT! GRRR
Pit: Ahhh, that makes perfect sense! Thank you!

Palutena: It looks like your wings are losing feathers, Pit.
Pit: Hmm, I didn't notice. But I guess you're right.
Palutena: I wonder if your wings are going bald.
Pit: Why would you even SAY that?!
Palutena: Sorry - it just sort of slipped out.
Palutena: Here, if you kind of... push the other feathers over the bald spot...
Pit: I am NOT doing a comb-over!

(when you have a bow equipped)
Palutena: Bows are a really good fit for you.
Pit: Yeah, I've been using them for a long time.
Palutena: They're well suited for ranged attacks, and they split into blades for close combat. They're very well-rounded weapons.
Pit: Oh, I know. I used them in the last brawl.
Palutena: Brawl?! How horrible! Were you hurt?
Pit: No way, it was a smash!
Palutena: I just can't imagine you in a melee.
Pit: That's because I wasn't.

Pit: So this is the dark lord's castle.
Palutena: Yes, he must've scrambled to build it after Medusa's resurrection.
Palutena: He's using this castle as a stronghold for Underworld monsters.
Palutena: Monsters designed to wreak havoc and sow sadness. *pause* Are you excited?
Pit: Yeah. It's like a birthday party where everyone wants to kill me.

Palutena: You remember Reapers, don't you? From the Underworld?
Pit: Not those guys! They're always freaking out and calling in their little Reapettes! UGH! I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
Palutena: Yes, yes, anyway. About the Reapers...
Pit: Sorry, sorry, go on.
Palutena: The Reapers have a fortress near the entrance to the Underworld, in Reaper Valley
Pit: Hahah! Which is where? Reaper Boulevard? Hahah. But seriously, thank goodness we don't have to go there, right?
Palutena: ...
Pit: ...
[Background music stops]
Pit: ...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it?

Pit: You know what, Lady Palutena?
Palutena: What's that, Pit?
Pit: Even though I almost died, I've really enjoyed our time together.
Palutena: Aww, you poor guy. You really need to make some friends!

Pit: Why are you all doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo?
Dark Pit: I think a better question is why are YOU so annoyingly cheerful?
Pit: I'm not annoying. I'm positive!
Palutena: (singing) You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat...
Pit: (singing) Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat...
Dark Pit: Like I said. Annoying.

Pit: With Medusa's commanders out of the way, we're getting to the battle of battles! But this isn't the way to the Underworld. Where are we going?
Palutena: I'm a little embarrassed to say...
Pit: What is it?
Palutena: Remember the Three Sacred Treasures you used against Medusa long ago?
Pit: Of course. The Mirror Shield, Arrows of Light, and Wings of Pegasus.
Palutena: Right. I hid them in case of an emergency. You know, so that they wouldn't get stolen.
Pit: Now that's using your noodle. Man, you are so smart!
Palutena: The story doesn't end there. See, there's also this space-pirate ship...
Pit: Wait, what?
Palutena: You know, a pirate ship...in space.

...at this point, I'm just going to quote the entire game, so let's just leave it at my loving Pit's banter, particularly with his boss.

P is for "Pwning noobish gods"
I is for "Incredibly Handsome!"
T is for "Totally going to beat Yoshi"

The second T is for emphasis

Wow. All those cornball lines make me wish I could vote for Yoshi a second time.

Haha yeah I loved Pitt in Kid Icarus Uprising.  It is one of my favorite nintendo games ive ever played

yeah i managed to screw that up at first lol

Voted Pitt, also his lines were pretty funny.

I loved Pit in KI:U so he wins my vote this time round.

Does Yoshi even have a personality? Serious question.