It was a cold morning and i put my hands down the back of my wifes jeans.
"you`re ass is just like an iceberg"
"its not that cold" said my wife.
"No, but it could sink the Titanic"
I visited another forum and found this:
I recently applied to the local blacksmith for a job.
"Have you got any experience shoeing horses?" he asked.
"No" I replied "but I did tell a donkey to sod off yesterday..."
bananaking21 said:
the nintendo WiiU
naa im just kidding! nobody take me seriously 
zippy
ooooh nasty nasty lol
sounds more like a pick up line than a joke.
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, "The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, really dumb."
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was.
The boy said, ''Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.''
How many characters can you play in Marvel vs. Capcom 2?
| happydolphin said: Two blonds arguing in the woods:
"They are deer tracks."
"No, they are badger tracks."
"Deer!"
"Badger!"
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
|
loool i remember seeing a picture of a facebook page with somebody posting this as there status, and in the comments a blond girl asked "so what kind of tracks where they?"
Damn, just go to that other thread it's full of funnies:
It was only while eating my bowl of cornflakes this morning that I realised that I was a cereal killer...
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