I must of eaten some bad food for dinner yesterday. Later that night and all day today, I've been sick. Body all sore and especially stomach area. I've been largely sleeping all day until a couple hours ago. When I got up, I washed my face and then came downstairs to see family. I didn't eat again until just a little while ago and I still feel a little sick. As a side note, I burped twice after I woke up and could tell it wasn't pleasent and smelled. So my stomach obviously wasn't in a good mood.

Now, just before I created this thread I farted. Nothing major, just a typical fart. However, the stench was sooo bad I almost puked and had to put my nose in my shirt while it dissapated. I'm definitely not looking forward to going to the bathroom soon as this demon is pushed from my body.

lol i once read about a study that concluded that most people "love" the smell of their town farts! I must say i hate the smell of other's more than i hate mine, so...

Oh I know. 99% of the time, I don't smell anything or its just meh, no big deal. But seriously... I threw up a little in my mouth. It was horrid. I'm glad I was in the computer room by myself. It would have been illegal to put anyone esle through that.

Nope. I love all my farts.

Oh, dear, sounds like your power supply is on the fritz! And you have the 'will peal the paint off the wall' kind.

Have you tried Apples and Blue Cheese? I know it sounds weird, but seems to help (fiber + pro biotics.)

Good luck and light a match or candle, it can help.

NAw, I'm kind of a fucked up perv. I actually like the smell of my farts to the point I'll sit in my writing chair and fart up a storm just to waft in it. I think it has something to do with territory or scenting or something, but it smells oddly pleasant even though I know it's absolutely rancid.

the stronger the odor, the more I like it.

I wish I was kidding. Farts are terrible, but they're 'personalized'.

Nope i actually like the way my farts smell. i get pissed when i can't smell them no more

Yep. Usually after a few beers my farts transform into a weapon of mass destruction.

Every day?

EDIT: Killian's Irish Red usually makes for a heinous day after

probably.... if it smells like a dead garbage XD