Well I am still alive lol.

This just in from the mayans.

Dave did, Fuck dave!!!. Lol

I died, but I survived

I died. Luckily I made a program to autotype and autopost my messages on forums from now on.

I woooorks perfactly and no one will evar notace its nooooooot meeeeeeeeeeee.....$%R%$&$$@

It's the day AC3 transitions from having a very unbelievable storyline to an entirely unbelievable storyline.

I died, from laughing too hard at people that actually believed this shit.

I am dead.

You know, just the though of anyone actually believing in this crap makes me die a little bit inside. I mean, who in their right mind would give any form of scientific credibility to people from thousands of years ago while also completely disregarding the fact that our present scientific research shows no signs whatsoever supporting that this supposed "apocalypse" will actully occur? Seriously, this really boggles my mind.

Hmm, I must say I do find this sudden heat wave rather peculiar though. Wait, what's this red lighgtrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I survived, but my PS3 didn't :(.