Evil Jewish angels are the ones who whisper in our ear telling us to do bad things. Angels are responsible for "demonic" possesion. Angels are mean and nasty and take over peoples body and make them do horrible things. Demons are very nice and friendly and never take over your body without your permission, and you're still in control when they do. There is no memory loss when a demon comes in your body unlike the evil angels. You do not contort your body or harm yourself when a demon takes hold of you. This is because demons are not really demons, rather ancient Gods the christians and Jews made into monsters to stop us from communicating with them. They don't want us to gain real power, only false power from their angels of doubt, fear, misery, and delusion.

as I said U is evil banana!

The Christian/Jewish God is evil, Satan is good. If that's true, then what's in a name?

True. Satan, back before the Jewish lies, was called God. When people said God, they were referring to Enki, lord of the earth, not YHWH the jewish lie.

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So way back when Satan was called God, before all the lies, what was so good about him? And what was so bad about the pig YHWH? What did he do to make you think he was bad, what did Satan do to make you discover he was good (at the very beginning)?

*walks in*

*takes a look around*

By the way, if for whatever reason you thought Satan was cool, he isn't.

Does this mean going to hell could turn into an epic quest to fight for the Triforce from 3 different forces?

No. Earth could turn into that, not hell.

See, this is why I stear clear of religion, it turns people into supersticious weridos