F0X said: Forums are like toilets.
I'll leave it at that. |
I always leave them cleaner than I find them.
I seriously do not know how the fuck a person can miss a 16" oval toilet bowl whilst peeing. I don't have a 12" flaccid penis, so there isn't a huge amount of cock to work with whilst aiming, yet I manage, quite well, to hit the target. I also somehow fail to miss the seat and outside of the bowl when I shit, yet it seems this minor task is impossible for some people to manage.
Oh, and seriously. What do people expect everyone else to do with their shit smeared on the walls of the stall? Are you asking for it to be tested or something? People do realize that there is toilet paper, on rolls and in the stall no less, don't they? So they can wipe not only their ass but ALSO their fingers/hands if they happen to get shit on them.
And if I just watched you walk out of the stall, do you really think I won't know who didn't flush because they were concerned that the ungodly amount of toilet paper they used to wipe after deucing a 2" log of shit would clog up the toilet? How the hell do you use almost an entire roll of toilet paper. We're not talking one of those Dollar Store 99¢ 4-Pack rolls, we're talking an industrial strength, 3000 foot roll!
Come on people. Consider how much better this world would be if you left a public toilet stall cleaner than when you found it. How much better would your day potentially be? Instead of having to clean the toilet or God forbid sit on someone else's excrement, you had a perfectly pristine seat to sit on. And when you left, you left it just as clean for the next person!
It's like Pay It Forward of the Restroom kind.
Sorry, this shit has been building up inside me for some time and I really just had to go and get it out. People honestly piss me off sometime with the shit they do.