Granted, but I'm more of the kinky type. Kinda liked it.

I wish Resident Evil would be even cooler than it is already.

Granted, but your console breaks and you can not afford a new one.

I wish I had a mustang GT instead of normal mustang.

granted, but it is now so cool and popular that it becomes pretentious and you have to wear suit to play it (kinda like a pretentious nightclub)

I wish my wish turned out great

Granted... But the greater they are, the harder they fall...

I wish i had The Orange Box for my PS3! 

Granted, but Sony immediately discontinues PS3 to release PS4 and it is the last game you get for PS3.

I wish I didn't have to do any homework. 

Granted, but then you get a suck-ass job because you fail @ school...

I wish i had Super Smash Bros Brawl for my Wii ^^. 

Granted, but you've become too big a Sony fanboy to enjoy it.

I wish Surgeon91 would be unbanned and spam a lot more for Zack & Wiki :P

granted - but zak and wiki 2 is so great peoples heads explode, but his propaganda is so good that everyone in the world buys it, ending the world as we know it.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.... and, and no demon turkeys, no haunted mustard, no stale bread... no nothing