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brendude13 said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
brendude13 said:
RIP ManBearPig, Al Gore finally found you.

Also, you have a hernia, congrats.

Fuck. I do feel something poking around in there. Fuck.

If something looks or feels like it's poking out then it could probably be a hernia. It definitely sounds like a hernia if you felt it snap or pop. What were you doing?

err... stuff.

JK, I was doing a press up.

Went running this morn' and I'm fine. No pain, nothing. Still seeing a doctor next week though.



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phenom08 said:

You are going through puberty finally.

Go back to flaming some n3rdS!



PlaystaionGamer said:
Maybe he lost internet connection

Practically the same thing



man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well


Why are you in hospital?



Andrespetmonkey said:
man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well


Why are you in hospital?

Isn't it sad that after 50+ replies, when he finally appears an says that he's in a hospital, it needs 2 hours for someone to ask him about it?

Some people *cough*spurgeonryan*cough* should be ashamed.

So I join you and also ask, are you ok MBP? I wish you a speedy recovery.



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Regarding your health problem, your intestine broke and detached from your stomach, which will cause food and liquids to mix with your inner organs, creating massive infections, not to mention the gastric acids that these organs are not designed to withstand and that will make you suffer a slow but inevitable death.

But hey, man-bear-pig is back!!!



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Andrespetmonkey said:
man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well


Why are you in hospital?


I broke my arm vigorously masterbating to leaked images of the iPad mini a few days prior to it's official unveiling.



JEMC said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well


Why are you in hospital?

Isn't it sad that after 50+ replies, when he finally appears an says that he's in a hospital, it needs 2 hours for someone to ask him about it?

Some people *cough*spurgeonryan*cough* should be ashamed.

So I join you and also ask, are you ok MBP? I wish you a speedy recovery.


Thanks man, I appreciate the concern



man-bear-pig said:
JEMC said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well


Why are you in hospital?

Isn't it sad that after 50+ replies, when he finally appears an says that he's in a hospital, it needs 2 hours for someone to ask him about it?

Some people *cough*spurgeonryan*cough* should be ashamed.

So I join you and also ask, are you ok MBP? I wish you a speedy recovery.


Thanks man, I appreciate the concern

Get well soon man.



man-bear-pig said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
man-bear-pig said:
Woah, I'm flattered that my disappearance warranted a thread. Thanks guys!

OT: I'm lying in a hospital bed right now and my 3G on my iPhone hasn't been working for he past week and suddenly started to work again about 2 hours ago.

Also, I guess this is my 5,000th post...not nearly as epic a post as I would've hoped for...ah well


Why are you in hospital?


I broke my arm vigorously masterbating to leaked images of the iPad mini a few days prior to it's official unveiling.

I'm still laughing at this ^^

I'm just a noob on this site, and I haven't interacted with you at all, but I want to say I hope you recover soon and return soon, too. It's obvious a lot of people here miss your presence, even if they don't want to admit it :)

Feel better, man.