I forget but are there any unforgivable sins except for blasphemy? According to the Bible can't you commit any sin but if you ask for forgiveness with honesty then you will be forgiven? I don't know why churches come up with their own teachings.

That's church for ya. Spewing bullshit on paper since the beginning of who really gives a fuck, A.D.

Depends on the branch of Christianity. More of the mainstream churches are now teaching that heaven is for most people. Stricter branches of Calvinism, of course, still teach that we have absolutely no control over where we're going, while the Church of Latter-day Saints divides Heaven into levels.

Imma get into S-Rank heaven. I just need to max my piety first.

There are only a few churches that teach that about divorce.

Unfortunately, divorce is taken both too lightly and too extreme by churches. Some don't teach against it, and others teach that you'd go to hell for it. Both are mostly wrong.

Divorce is something that Christians should avoid at all costs, when possible. There are only a scant few places that its allowed - adultery mostly. Unfortunately, most churches don't teach that.

If you have a big deal with that in regards to what the church teaches, then I suggest going elsewhere. I am sure there are many churches in your area that may be more scripturally appropriate - and maybe have better coffee.

Superstition is silly.

spurgeonryan said: NintendoPie said: Well you've already "sinned" so just keep drinking their coffee, there's not much you can do about it... Well there is, actually, but I doubt you want to put much effort into it. WEll I was going to go fap in the basement bathroom there because the sermon was boring as Hell, but then the pastor was in there naked. I think it was a sign from God to not fap in a church bathroom in the basement. But who knows?

Your church sounds... messed up.

Why in the name of all that is good and holy has no one asked why the pastor was "tackle out" in a public bathroom??????

But to each his own

That would be nice.

church is sin, so i don't go.

ur pastor is a nut job.

great jokes.

Why do you think this is a joke?