So I just discovered that a church I have been going to for about 2 years now thinks you will go to Hell if you get divorced!

[NintendoPie]

spurgeonryan said:

NintendoPie said:
Well you've already "sinned" so just keep drinking their coffee, there's not much you can do about it...

Well there is, actually, but I doubt you want to put much effort into it.

WEll I was going to go fap in the basement bathroom there because the sermon was boring as Hell, but then the pastor was in there naked. I think it was a sign from God to not fap in a church bathroom in the basement. But who knows?

Your church sounds... messed up.