So I just discovered that a church I have been going to for about 2 years now thinks you will go to Hell if you get divorced!

[Mr Khan]

Troll_Whisperer said:
Well, according to the Christian religion only something like 0.003% of people are allowed in heaven anyway, so I say you go back and get yourself some damn coffee.

Depends on the branch of Christianity. More of the mainstream churches are now teaching that heaven is for most people. Stricter branches of Calvinism, of course, still teach that we have absolutely no control over where we're going, while the Church of Latter-day Saints divides Heaven into levels.

Imma get into S-Rank heaven. I just need to max my piety first.