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How do we feel about this?

Oh fuuuuuuuck! 15 22.39%
 
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit! 3 4.48%
 
Meh. I already have a penis. 25 37.31%
 
d21lewis is hoarding all the penis. 23 34.33%
 
Total:66

A wise man once told me that what happens in Japan will happen here, eventually. I guess he was right...



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I blame internet porn. Obviously men are spending a lot more time watching porn nowadays, masturbating, which in the long term means that we're more or less eroding our penises!!



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Furthermore, I think VGChartz should add a "Like"-button.

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Hahahah! i'm miles ahead of these statistics!

...wait a minute...



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

Zappykins said:
There have been several studies to show this. As I understand it has to do with the plastics and plasticizers acting as estrogens (female hormones. ) Although, I wouldn't be surprised if pesticides are involved. Considering what they do to amphibians.

"Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, wreaks havoc with the sex lives of adult male frogs, emasculating three-quarters of them and turning one in 10 into females, according to a new study by University of California, Berkeley, biologists."

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/03/100301151927.htm

This seems reasonable as the appearance of mass plastics has only occurredm  in about a 50 year period. I still question whether it has been replicated as that has no connection to this sourceless malarkey.

 

@Bond I am shaken and stirred at how un-Bond-like you are.



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What we should do is to freeze a guy. That way if men dissapear in the future all that is needed is to unfreeze him to have more time to find a remedy. Volunteers?



makingmusic476 said:
Kantor said:
NiKKoM said:
sethnintendo said:
Just need to figure out a way to inject fat into penises.

Wait... are you saying having sex with fat chicks doesn't work? Your penis won't absorb their fat and grow bigger? damnit.. wasted 2 years.. this is the last time I listen to d21lewis!

Maybe we should ask makingmusic476. Though I'm not sure it applies to emo goth 12 year olds.

man wtf

*shakes fist at gnizmo and maxwellgt2000*

I believe it was Squilliam who started the paedophile segment of that rumour.



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chocoloco said:
Zappykins said:

 

 

@Bond I am shaken and stirred at how un-Bond-like you are.


I have probably drank and smoked more that everyone on this site put together times seven.  I just quit these things a few years ago since I was sick of waking up with a headache and sounding like Darth Vader.  I still like the eating and the women.  



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amp316 said:
For the record, I don't drink or smoke.

So you have a big penis?



sethnintendo said:
amp316 said:
For the record, I don't drink or smoke.

So you have a big penis?

I don't brag... Guys who brag have small ones.  There's a study on that too.



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