illegal uploads

False Claiming that he is the "one"!!!

cooking a rare and near extinct pokemon into a pie

Burglary. Stealing tea tables from Princess Peach.

hacking the government

For having kljesta as his name which means a pair of tongs and/or pincers. He pinches. He's the serial pincher.

he strangled the babes on his gif

circumcised neighbour's new born without their consent

Flashed his penis at an FBI agent whilst singing "Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus"

EDIT: Damn it, Red Inky. (Beat me by minutes). He's fascinated with menstruation where he steals used panties with red ink. He's also Butters. That in itself deserved to be raped by FBI.

Pedophiles of Beasts, specifically of canine breed. As quoted, "iBlah" these beasts. His signatures shows he doesn't give a f***, but we know he does give them lots of f***s