Everyone is going to make a joke out of this thread, so I might as well give you a real answer.

Every time I have graduated from an institution, I reminisce over all the mistakes Ive made due to not having proper guidance. In review, after looking at all these mistakes I realized how much of a loser I was each time. The silver lining in all of that is that I learned. Every year I made mistakes, I came closer and closer to being a better kid the year after. I try my best to improve, and I'm at a good spot right now. I have made mistakes like everyone, but the past few years they have not been as awkward or embarrassing.

Where does loserdom stem from? Unavailable parent(s) and overprotective parents. I was 'smart' growing up, which also translated into isolation - friends that could even cause a whiff of tiny trouble in my life were not allowed to be hung out with. In short, I was in a SHell. You can't spell shell without hell, a Spiritual Hell. Not spirit in the sense of religion, but Vitality.

Through all of this, the one thing I thank God for, is that I have a near-universally accepted sense of humor. I know what boundaries not to cross and what comes off as awkward. The only thing I fear about this generation of young kids is that it will be skewed, because awkward nonsensical comedy is the mainstream now (Michael Cera movies). You could say the word 'cheese' and 'velociraptor' and just think those are funny alone as they stand.





They are not, loser.