Nope.

Have you ever been asked out by a girl?

Yes.

Have you ever watched The Ellen Show?

Unfortunately; yes. Had it on a few hours ago while browsing the web. One of the most annoying hosts out there.

Have you ever wished that Ellen died in an accident?

False, she is the best Host ever.

Have you ever wondered why THE1 doesn't like Ellen?

Nope, I'd rather suffer a slow and painful death than watching it.

Have you ever fallen in love with an Asian Girl?

Yes. Kind of.

Have you ever wondered why so many people seem to dislike Ellen?

You mean Ellen Degeneres? If you do then no, I fully understand the dislike for her. Her and her damn cheery/fun attitude and free giveaways!

Have you ever gotten a feel copped on you by a hot girl?

Why do you dislike her?

Yes


Have you ever been in an ambulance?

yes when i was only a few years old i fell down the stairs and almost died because i lost much blood :(

have you ever called the police?