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that video was kinda funny.

While, I like to sugarcoat my comments so they're less harsh.

It is getting annoying, just being able to bang everyone, and then the character arch essentially ends as soon as you bang them. Not to mention making all characters bi (Dragon Age II). 

The romances are really predictable now, and really don't enhance the story much because they're so superficial and in ME3 you get a really small amount of dialouge trees, and the end result is always getting in their pants (even if you've previously gotten in their pants). Atleast in ME1, KOTOR, and even Jade Empire (which I don't like for other reasons.) they were weaved into the story a bit(or a lot) more.



ishiki said:

that video was kinda funny.

While, I like to sugarcoat my comments so their less harsh.

It is getting annoying, just being able to bang everyone, and then the character arch essentially ends as soon as you bang them. Not to mention making characters bi (Dragon Age II).

The romances are really predictable now, and really don't enhance the story much because they're so superficial and in ME3 you get a really small amount of dialouge trees, and the end result is always getting in their pants (even if you've previously gotten in their pants). Atleast in ME1, KOTOR, and even Jade Empire (which I don't like for other reasons.) they were weaved into the story a bit(or a lot) more.


Mass Effect is a banging simulator, much better than those crappy japanese novels, you bang a character and then try to bang the other at the shortest time possible, they added extra stuff like storyline in there I think.



It seems like in recent games Bioware write corny "naughty" dilalog first, then draw skimpy character models, then work on jiggle physics and then actually set about fleshing out the game itself.
Their biggest strength has always been the writing and now they're even messing with that.
Nudity and/or sex in games is fine as long as it is seamless and somewhat warranted, like the relatively (compared to the first one...) few and somewhat naturally occurring scenes in The Witcher 2 but recent Bioware games appear to throw it in the mix solely for recognition and sales value to horny nerds.



Actually this would be much more accurate:

My name is Commander Shepard, and in between saving the galaxy I shall whore myself out to whomever wants me!