superchunk said:
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I like science but I don't like math too much. Math just seems like you can invent anything. Here do this and that and this is the answer. How do you know? Because I said so.
Take for instance e = mc^2 wtf am I supposed to do with that.... And how the fuck did he even come to the conclusion. Why not e = mc^3?
Give me a min I'll make my own math equation.
daily sex time (in hours) = 24 (hours) - time spent on VGC - 6.5 hours of sleep - 8 hours work - (20 mins jerking off x 2.5 (avg daily)) - 30 mins eating - video game time - daylight savings time
However, the entire equation falls apart when the woman replies that she is not in the mood or too sore from previous romp session.
| sethnintendo said: daily sex time = 24 (hours) - time spent on VGC - 6.5 hours of sleep - 8 hours work - (20 mins jerking off x 2.5 (avg daily)) - 30 mins eating - daylight savings time
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(DST is pointless to this question)
x = 24 - 1 - 6.5 - 8 - (.3 * 2.5) - .5
x = 24 - 1 - 6.5 - 8 - .75 - .5
x = 7.25 available hours daily for sex.
However, you forgot daily transit time for work and other nonsensical items like showering, etc.
So with an hour of commute, an hour of daily self maintenance, and let's say 3 hours of other random crap... in reality you're left with just over 3hrs avail for sex each day. That's pretty solid amount of time and given that sex averages less than 10mins on average and 30min max... well then, you have TONS of time left.
(when you're married for a long time, you've learned your partner well, thus including foreplay... sex is still a lot quicker than high school/college years)
| RolStoppable said: How about: sethnintendo + maths = lower your head + run against a wall Why is the bolded in paranthesis? Well, that too is explained by my equation. It's a guaranteed way to make people dumber. |
rol = gonorrhea burn
fun while it last then it burns so bad afterwards
| RolStoppable said: It's not my fault that your maths skills aren't even up to elementary school standards. Punktrechnung kommt vor Strichrechnung. Remember that. It's one of the most basic principles of maths. |
What is wrong with that equation? You simply do what is in parenthesis first before subtracting it.
RolStoppable said:
The parenthesis is redundant, because multiplications have to be executed before substractions by default. |
Ah well, in USA we are too stupid to know that so we put parenthesis in our math equations to help our simple minded population out.
| sethnintendo said: Ah well, in USA we are too stupid to know that so we put parenthesis in our math equations to help our simple minded population out. |
I knew that... however, adding parens makes it a little cleaner and obvious what to do.
RolStoppable said:
In order to annoy you even more, here's a quick test: 1) 2 + 3 x 5 = 17 2) 4 x 8 - 6 = 26 3) (1+1) / (1x2) = 1 4) 7 + 6 / 3 = 9 5) 8 / 4 + 3 - 2 x 2 = 1 VGC is more fun than school. |
I actually almost fucked #4 up lol..... You should be a math teacher.
superchunk said:
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Yea, I love parenthesis (if you haven't ever noticed), and a lot of math books from what I remember like to use them too. I also like to do this... It got so bad when I first started texting that it would auto fill three periods at the end of each of my sentences. I believe I had to delete my previous text history to make it stop doing that.
sethnintendo said:
Yea, I love parenthesis (if you haven't ever noticed), and a lot of math books from what I remember like to use them too. I also like to do this... It got so bad when I first started texting that it would auto fill three periods at the end of each of my sentences. I believe I had to delete my previous text history to make it stop doing that. |
I do a lot of periods to. Not sure why I started that tho. Need to stop as it beginning to annoy me.
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