I say don't fight.

There are much better ways to solve your problems. Violence will lead to yet more trouble.

The only fight I was ever in (was in college dorms) I ended up gouging the guy that was choking my friend in the eyes. Some reason I was stoned and thought a Three Stooges move would be nicer than breaking his nose. Apparently, I forgot that your eyes are pretty crucial. The guy ended up with a dislocated shoulder (long story but let me just say that 3 people ended up stacked on top of his shoulder that was resting on a sharp edge of a desk) and I got to choke the shit out of another "frat bro" that tried to jump in and save his fake friend.

This cracked me up. Alternatively, he can attach himself to some cover and wait for his life to replenish. Or can you imagine Jay520 losing the fight, falling to the ground defeated, then blinking in and out of sight until he disappears and respawns behind the fat guy to jump back into the fight! Hahahaha!

Also, you guys are fighting over some name-calling?! I thought something a little more serious happened. Name-calling shouldn't lead to an all-out fight in my opinion, but you're already neck-deep so far.

Whatever you do, just make sure to raise your power level above 9000.

for the honor...

one is for sure, in a fight like that, there will be 2 losers. fights of non professionals are lame as hell, so it will look stupid and you both will have pain afterwards.

and if none of both will get k.o. (which is very likely) nobody will really feel like he won something. and after that fight, it's not like you will have no problems which each other anymore. it's exactly the same like before...

and no, i don't try to talk you out of that, i really don't care if you need this for your confidence or cave man honor.

sometimes there will happen something like that spontaneous in a club or so where you have to defend yourself if someone tries to punsh you in your face but even with an appointment? lol

No it isn't. I'm sure you know that if you got caught fighting at school you could get in serious trouble and even expelled. If the cops caught you fighting you could be arrested. The reason for harsh punishment for fighting is because it's wrong and you shouldn't do it.

You do not have the right to harm another person. It's called assault and it's against the law. You have the right to defend yourself, but only when other means of avoiding conflict are not available.

I don't care if your are in highschool or not. Grow up, don't fight, and be the better man. Make the other guy look like the fool for wanting to fight because it's the dumbest way to solve anything. Fighting doesn't solve anything by the way and you both could get seriously hurt. Even if you win you will have failed one of life's trials.

I'm not sure how I feel about this being the most active thread to be posted in the last year.

I would initially have encouraged you not to fight at all, but it's clearly too late for that. Don't get yourself killed, don't injure your gaming hands, and tell us about it afterwards.

Oh, and use hadouken.

@ 1:00 minute for reference.

A baseball bat is what you need to make it a more even playing field. He is 100 pounds heavier than you and will hurt you if he lands a punch or two.

Someone earlier suggested shin strikes to the thighs. This is probably your best bet. You don't run the risk of accidentally killing him, and there shouldnt be any permanent damage. It hurts like hell though and since hes fat will leave a HUGE bruise. Also, if the police do get involved, leg bruises look a lot better than facial wounds. For legal purposes you want to stay away from the face. If you are under 18 you will at least not be charged as an adult. Kids fight, I got into a lot of fights when I was a teen because I was a small kid, I wrestled though so I always won by just putting someone in a headlock and choking them out. If you had martial training I would suggest that, but without really knowing the signs of asphyxiation well, NOT a good idea. Again, you don't want to kill this guy, you don't even want to injure him. Your goal should be to do enough harm quickly that he loses the will to fight and leaves remembering the pain, but has no reason to develop a deep seeded hatred for you.

After the fight is over, try to make amends. You guys had a disagreement, fought it out like men, be men and not women and call a truce afterwards. Grudges are for ladies and bitchy guys.