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Forums - General - Cleverbot just called me a liar. What do I do? (Post your own convos with Cleverbot)

Jay520 on 06 March 2012

So, I was talking to this chatbot and it called me a liar! How do I respond? I need the perfect response so I am not outsmarted. Here is our convo: 

 

 

 

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How art thow?

User: Sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I am bored.

 

Cleverbot: Can AI get bored?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's strange. Have you talked to anyone besides me today?

User: Yes, I have talked to my brother.

Cleverbot: Um, no. Last I checked MonicleMan was a man.

User: Who is MonicleMan.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then why did you mention him?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: The third post before your last one.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: Where you said 'Um, no. Last I checked MonicleMan was a man.'.

Cleverbot: When was the last time you checked?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: How did you check?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I want to know?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question!

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: What was it?

User: Why do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: I don't want to know about you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you're a liar.

 

 

 

I would prefer a response that I could use to hurt it's feelings and question it's purpose in life. I really wanna mess this asshole up!

If you want to talk to this asshole, click here: http://cleverbot.com/

 

EDIT: Turns out these bots are idiots. Check out the Vid here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY



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noname2200 on 06 March 2012

You can admit that you're a liar.



manuel on 06 March 2012

Just call it some names!



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Jay520 on 06 March 2012

The damn bot is trying to convince me that it's a human and I don't know if it's lying or not. This shit is getting in my head! I want to turn away, but I cannot.



superchunk on 07 March 2012

You dirty son of a bitch. Now I'm forced to spend way too much time trying to win.



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Final-Fan on 07 March 2012

"YOU'RE the liar!"



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noname2200 on 07 March 2012
Jay520 said:
The damn bot is trying to convince me that it's a human and I don't know if it's lying or not. This shit is getting in my head! I want to turn away, but I cannot.

Is it really trying to convince you that it's human? Or is it merely pointing out that you're just an AI yourself?



superchunk on 07 March 2012

LOL that was quick. Here's my less than 1min discussion.

me: Apple or Mac?
bot: No I'm female :)
me: Picture or it didn't happen.
bot: You win this time.



JOKA_ on 07 March 2012

Insult its mother.



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NintendoPie on 07 March 2012
Jay520 said:
The damn bot is trying to convince me that it's a human and I don't know if it's lying or not. This shit is getting in my head! I want to turn away, but I cannot.

Thats how they get you Jay! You must run away from the computer!.... Big Brother is watching....