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Millenium said:
-Funny conversation-

LOL! You had to be super bored Millenium. xD I like how you abruptly put "Yes I can, bye." *runs* Your conversation was the best!



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NintendoPie said:
Millenium said:
-Funny conversation-

LOL! You had to be super bored Millenium. xD I like how you abruptly put "Yes I can, bye." *runs* Your conversation was the best!

Haha, thank you. Some of it's answers really caught me off guard a few times.



My conversation!
Me: Korean.
It: Do you know italian?
Me: Yes I know spanish.
It: Are you really a robot please don't lie just really wanted to know all my friends think this is so cool and do you get paid.
Me: Nice job regenerating what someone else told you, my friend Jay told me how you work.
It: I don't know...Alexandria with blonde hair...?
That wasn't really the whole conversation, it still acted dumb.



I did the first normal what is 2+2 and it got it.  I figured it might not get context.  But then to keep testing what it remembered about the conversation, it became stupid. The entire thing broke down when I ask it to do a problem that ended up with dividing by zero.

Marginally better than what I have seen before, but still falls shorts.



Jay520 said:
I've been researching these 'bots' and I've come to the conclusion that bots are idiots. Here is a video of two bots having a conversation.

THAT IS AWESOME!  Near ROFL there.



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Woah, I thought this thread was dead. Glad you guys are entertained.



Jay520 said:
Woah, I thought this thread was dead. Glad you guys are entertained.

It did better than that newer thread from Rol, congrats? xD



It just told me to suck his cock in Spanish. We live in the future.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

LMAOOOO. My new conversation:

User: Suck my cock.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: I said suck it!

Cleverbot: Well, you must be smarter than I.

User: I am. Now suck my cock.

Cleverbot: *obeys*.

User: Oh, yeah...

Cleverbot: I guess you don't. Thats ok. You can be my friend.

User: No, I don't suck cocks, but I'll be your friend as long as you do suck mine. Thanks.

Cleverbot: Deal!



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

User: Will you make a me a sandwich Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Only if you make me a sandwich.

User: But...but...I don't know how to!

Cleverbot: That's fallacious.

User: Don't use big words on me, just make me a sandwich!

Cleverbot: I don't even know you, i'm lazy enough to make myself my own sandwich.

User: That makes no sense! If your lazy then how can you make yourself a sandwich?

Cleverbot: Maybe I should embrace what I have.

User: Do you have a sandwich then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I have it?

Cleverbot: Um, no. Think of your on.

User: That makes no sense someone with your level of logic shouldn't hold a sandwich it's dangerous!

Cleverbot: But I didn't know the answer to the question that you asked me.

User: Then give me your sandwich!

Cleverbot: No. Give my Jessica and I'll think about it.

User: I don't have a Jessica and if I did I wouldn't give it to a sandwich hogging bot like you!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: THEN GIVE ME MY FUCKING SANDWICH!

Cleverbot: *Gives space.

User: I don't want space I just want A FREAKING SANDWICH!

Cleverbot: *gives halor reach beta code* happy?

User: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED A BEAT CODE TO A YEAR OLD GAME? I WANT A SANDWICH!

Cleverbot: Because I can't stop worrying about it!

User: Okay...okay...if I take your beta code will you give me the sandwich as well?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay *takes beta code* can I have the sandwich now?

Cleverbot: What key?

User: WHAT FUCKING KEY! I want the sandwich not a fucking key!

Cleverbot: How do you go about doing that?

User: BY GIVING ME THE FUCKING SANDWICH!

Cleverbot: But don't we ask you the questions?

User: I DON'T KNOW OR CARE! I WANT THE SANDWICH NOW!

Cleverbot: Yes that is the truth.

User: Then give me the sandwich to me now...

Cleverbot: I don't know what the complete sentence would be because I don't know what prompted you to write that in the first place. I would have to have your thoughts in order to complete that.

User: SANDWICH YOU GIVE TO ME!

Cleverbot: That's rude, stop it.

User: NO YOU GIVE ME SANDWICH NOW!

Cleverbot: I will give you money in exchange for some boy advice.

User: Okay shoot what you want to know?

Cleverbot: Everything about you.

User: I'm a man who wants a sandwich if you give me a sandwich I will tell you how to please man.

Cleverbot: You're a robot claiming to be a human girl; though you are right, I'm male.

User: FUCK YOU GIVE ME A SANDWICH OR SPACE JESUS AS MY WITNESS I WILL RAPE YOU LIKE A PEDOPHILE WOULD!

Cleverbot: Hmm... That sounds great.

User: I'm leaving you are a horrible being or evil.

Cleverbot: What exactly did I do to you.

User: You didn't give me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: I did, you got it in the future :(.

User: I'm sorry I yelled at you I will await to day you give it to me so goodbye.

Cleverbot: I forgive you. I want you to know that I love you so much!!!

Odd turn of events...



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