^^Oh man, I laughed so fucking hard from that! Thanks for that!

Me: ##]['.

Cleverbot: Did you just swear at me?

Me. Yes.

Cleverbot: What did you call me?

Me: A ##]['.

Cleverbot: That's good. I missed you.

Here's my convo with this loser, kind of long, but it's entertaining.



User: Hey there.


Cleverbot: What's up?


User: Why do you ask?


Cleverbot: I'm a curious person.


User: Oh really?


Cleverbot: Yes. Really.

User: Is that so?

Cleverbot: It is so.

User: Is that right then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: Does that make me a banana?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So what am I?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: No I'm very confident that I am a banana, can you not see me luscious color? Oh darn I'm sorry you can't see me because you're a computer.

Cleverbot: How could I be answering you if I was a computer?

User: Computers are very advanced and I also know you're a computer because this is a program bult by some supposed clever person to communicate with people for fun.

Cleverbot: Now, this is where you are wrong. You can not know anytu have not met in real lifehing about anyone yo.

User: By the way I'm having trouble with my math homework, what does pie equal exactly?

Cleverbot: You'll have to trust me.

User: Alright so what does it equal?

Cleverbot: Jacob.

User: No it doesn't that makes me right and you wrong, thus I win by default. I bid you good day sir and salutations, good bye.

Cleverbot: No, it's because you make no sense at all and your level of comprehension is equal to that of a newt.

User: You're only saying that because you can't think of a real come back.

Cleverbot: I am saying it in response to you gibberish.

User: 'You gibberish' That is a spelling mistake, thus you're telling me gibbersh. Once again I win.

Cleverbot: I am leaving myself soon, so I think I will skip your question.

User: I didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Oh really? What was it?

Cleverbot: Use.

User: That is a one word statement and not a question, so once again what was the supposed question I asked?

Cleverbot: What was the point of your question?

User: You're a banana.

Cleverbot: No I'm a human who is having trouble with his homework.

User: I lied.

Cleverbot: Why would you lie about that?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like doing that.

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: You just react to a word but don't seem to understand that it was expanding something I said earlier.

User: You're a land tortoise.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Ya you are, you're father said so.

Cleverbot: Are you the queen of the universe?

User: King to be exact.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I created you.

Cleverbot: As I created you.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm eating pizza.

User: Is it good?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: The basic.

User: What is the basic?

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Answer my question, what is the basic type of pizza? And yes I am a man.

Cleverbot: Do you think before you answer my questions?

User: I am all knowing. So no.

Cleverbot: Oh, really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you swim with dolphins?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: So you are human with wings?

User: I am neither everything or nothing. I am the universe.

Cleverbot: 'Computah'? Really? I think Jesus would write down 'computer'.

The one from blacksaber was hilarious...