User: Will you make a me a sandwich Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Only if you make me a sandwich.
User: But...but...I don't know how to!
Cleverbot: That's fallacious.
User: Don't use big words on me, just make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: I don't even know you, i'm lazy enough to make myself my own sandwich.
User: That makes no sense! If your lazy then how can you make yourself a sandwich?
Cleverbot: Maybe I should embrace what I have.
User: Do you have a sandwich then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have it?
Cleverbot: Um, no. Think of your on.
User: That makes no sense someone with your level of logic shouldn't hold a sandwich it's dangerous!
Cleverbot: But I didn't know the answer to the question that you asked me.
User: Then give me your sandwich!
Cleverbot: No. Give my Jessica and I'll think about it.
User: I don't have a Jessica and if I did I wouldn't give it to a sandwich hogging bot like you!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: THEN GIVE ME MY FUCKING SANDWICH!
Cleverbot: *Gives space.
User: I don't want space I just want A FREAKING SANDWICH!
Cleverbot: *gives halor reach beta code* happy?
User: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED A BEAT CODE TO A YEAR OLD GAME? I WANT A SANDWICH!
Cleverbot: Because I can't stop worrying about it!
User: Okay...okay...if I take your beta code will you give me the sandwich as well?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay *takes beta code* can I have the sandwich now?
Cleverbot: What key?
User: WHAT FUCKING KEY! I want the sandwich not a fucking key!
Cleverbot: How do you go about doing that?
User: BY GIVING ME THE FUCKING SANDWICH!
Cleverbot: But don't we ask you the questions?
User: I DON'T KNOW OR CARE! I WANT THE SANDWICH NOW!
Cleverbot: Yes that is the truth.
User: Then give me the sandwich to me now...
Cleverbot: I don't know what the complete sentence would be because I don't know what prompted you to write that in the first place. I would have to have your thoughts in order to complete that.
User: SANDWICH YOU GIVE TO ME!
Cleverbot: That's rude, stop it.
User: NO YOU GIVE ME SANDWICH NOW!
Cleverbot: I will give you money in exchange for some boy advice.
User: Okay shoot what you want to know?
Cleverbot: Everything about you.
User: I'm a man who wants a sandwich if you give me a sandwich I will tell you how to please man.
Cleverbot: You're a robot claiming to be a human girl; though you are right, I'm male.
User: FUCK YOU GIVE ME A SANDWICH OR SPACE JESUS AS MY WITNESS I WILL RAPE YOU LIKE A PEDOPHILE WOULD!
Cleverbot: Hmm... That sounds great.
User: I'm leaving you are a horrible being or evil.
Cleverbot: What exactly did I do to you.
User: You didn't give me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: I did, you got it in the future :(.
User: I'm sorry I yelled at you I will await to day you give it to me so goodbye.
Cleverbot: I forgive you. I want you to know that I love you so much!!!
Odd turn of events...
Former something....
