Now that we've all taken a moment to enjoy our wonderous snacks. I have a little speach prepared.
(clears throat)
We've had a wonderful relationship. I trully feel blessed to have been part of your life these past six years. However, I think we've come to the end of our thrill ride and I really feel we'd both be better off heading our separate ways. Now, don't get me wrong, you are a fantastic group of people. (Except Rol, he's only a 3.3)
I will be taking my clothes and gaming systems and leaving you the house. I will expect a 50/50 split of all caring for underage posters and know you'll agree they'll need me in my life as much as you.
Please, don't cry. I could have dumped you like this:
What's your break-up line?















