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Now that we've all taken a moment to enjoy our wonderous snacks. I have a little speach prepared.

(clears throat)

We've had a wonderful relationship. I trully feel blessed to have been part of your life these past six years. However, I think we've come to the end of our thrill ride and I really feel we'd both be better off heading our separate ways. Now, don't get me wrong, you are a fantastic group of people. (Except Rol, he's only a 3.3)

I will be taking my clothes and gaming systems and leaving you the house. I will expect a 50/50 split of all caring for underage posters and know you'll agree they'll need me in my life as much as you.

Please, don't cry. I could have dumped you like this:

What's your break-up line?



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Swearing...? On daytime TV... .?

By the gods!



RolStoppable said:
superchunk, I think we should stop being friends now. Don't be sad though, it's not your fault. It's mine. I just don't like you.


Its not my fault you rated yourself a 3.3.



superchunk said:
RolStoppable said:
superchunk, I think we should stop being friends now. Don't be sad though, it's not your fault. It's mine. I just don't like you.


Its not my fault you rated yourself a 3.3.


I think he was being ironic... This being a break up thread and all



man-bear-pig said:
superchunk said:
RolStoppable said:
superchunk, I think we should stop being friends now. Don't be sad though, it's not your fault. It's mine. I just don't like you.


Its not my fault you rated yourself a 3.3.


I think he was being ironic... This being a break up thread and all


... and that was my comeback to his line.



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RolStoppable said:
superchunk said:
man-bear-pig said:
superchunk said:
RolStoppable said:
superchunk, I think we should stop being friends now. Don't be sad though, it's not your fault. It's mine. I just don't like you.

Its not my fault you rated yourself a 3.3.

I think he was being ironic... This being a break up thread and all

... and that was my comeback to his line.

...and what a great comeback it was. I said that it's not your fault and you countered it by saying that it's not your fault.

So we are in agreement then? Now let's discuss how we'll split up the children.



RolStoppable said:
superchunk said:
RolStoppable said:

...and what a great comeback it was. I said that it's not your fault and you countered it by saying that it's not your fault.

So we are in agreement then? Now let's discuss how we'll split up the children.

I'll keep my Wii and take yours, you can have the PS3.

Do I get occasional conjugal visits?