Dude that is so obviously a website made to make fun of extreme Christians. I can't believe you nor anyone else could possible think otherwise. None of those people are actual Christians. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Great website to get laughs out of though.

Damn it, I got Rick Rolled

"she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs"

And with that, the fact that it's a satire becomes obvious. I mean, first of all, the Wiimote doesn't output any infrared light. But let's suppose that they did... Infrared light isn't visible to the naked eye. A christian woman and a christian pastor wouldn't be smart enough to know that the Wii uses infrared light at all, so there's no reason for either one to make the claim that she could see infrared light.

The sad part, though, is that I could definitely see a christian church banning the Wii for various reasons similar to this.

Nice job, nice job (pointed at the fifth paragraph.) *sarcasm*
And boy does that quote that SethNintendo pointed out show off Religion well! -.-

What the hell did I just read?

Beams of IR light?

Oh the laughs landover gives me.

well...i have only one thing to say to this......wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Exactly what I'm thinking these people sound down right retarded to be blatant. Big whoop about 90% of people whack off/masterbate I mean really LOL to the mom.

well it hasn't worked for me... its collecting dust like my PS3, heck its played less then PS3.