Aielyn on 15 February 2012
"she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs"
And with that, the fact that it's a satire becomes obvious. I mean, first of all, the Wiimote doesn't output any infrared light. But let's suppose that they did... Infrared light isn't visible to the naked eye. A christian woman and a christian pastor wouldn't be smart enough to know that the Wii uses infrared light at all, so there's no reason for either one to make the claim that she could see infrared light.
The sad part, though, is that I could definitely see a christian church banning the Wii for various reasons similar to this.
