Big sausage fest right now but they are supposedly going to show up. 

Same here my going to big random parties is pretty much over for the most part but I still don't mind kicking it back with a couple good friends.  Throw in some mushrooms and you have a really good night!

Yeah this exactly! Maybe not the mushrooms part for me, but some weed and/or alcohol for sure. 

Oh I thought it was a thread about partying, Expected to hear some funny party stories, though I guess most good party stories wouldnt be appropriate for a videogames forum, haha (in my experience at least)

Plus I need to lay off partying, so I probably shouldn't even be here, haha

but you cut loose party people!

Here is a party story for you.  During college (Texas Tech) I went to a random party where a few people were the backups for the Tech football team (USA football).  Anyways, I was at the keg while a back up lineman was filling people's cups up.  This girl had a wide mouth beer can (back when the wide mouths were "popular" for shitty American beer).  Well, the big fellow was a little drunk and was having a hard time aiming the beer to go down the can (even though it was a wide mouth and it was even punchered to a bigger hole).  I then replied something in the nature of him not being able to fit it in a hole so wide.  She laughed but then I looked at the lineman and he gave me the evil eye.  He then raised one of his hands up and started choking me in the front of my neck. I was lifting weights then and I was 6'2" about 210 lbs at the time.  His arms were at least 2 times bigger than mine.  My first instinct was to swing at him but I knew barely anyone there and after looking around it was obvious all my friends I came to the party with were inside.  He didn't have a huge choke on me considering it was just one hand so it was enough to where I could barely talk to him.  I then said something like I'm sorry I didn't know that was your girl, I was just joking around (basically cause I hinted that he couldn't fit inside his girl's loose you know what).   After a min or two he finally let go (his girl was begging for him to stop too).  I went inside and told my friends that I just got choked.  One friend that loved to get into fights wanted to know who did it.  I then pointed him out and he was like oh no I don't want any of that.  I was like I don't either.  The girl kept apologizing to me which was pissing the guy off even more cause she was talking to me.   I also had my iguana (Smokie, and he is still kicking it at ~12 years old) on my shoulder at the party so it was good thing that I didn't get in a fight cause he could have been injured or killed.  There was a few more details to the story but not too important but a little funny (like one of the friends of the lineman tripped me while I was inside kind of squatting on my legs and I told some random people at the party what his friend did, those random people then flipped him over a rail later that night).  I'll have to tell you the time I showed up to a party on hallucinogens next time...

PS - I updated the op asking for people to share their party stories.

Once I put an entire half pint of Everclear (190 proof grain alcohol) in a two liter of Hawaiian Punch when I was in high school. I woke up the next morning feeling like my head was in a vice and my socks were pink. Apparently I thought that throwing up in my shoes was a good idea and this resulted in the pink party socks. I was terribly ill for 2 straight days and wanted to die. How's that for a party story?

Kind of a story that would make you stop drinking for a few months.

Time for another party story from me! If you are going to a college party and want to get a bunch of hot girls surrounding you then this is what you do... You show up to the party with an iguana on your shoulder. Since most people don't show up to parties with iguanas on their shoulders then you will be the talk of the party. I mention this because I showed up to a party while going to Tech on hallucinogens and with my iguana Smokie. I pretty much stood out like a sore thumb since everyone else was getting drunk and there was my crazy ass tripping. Usually, though my iguana plan backfired because I would be surrounded by too many girls I wouldn't know which one to try and pursue. Having a big lizard will make you stand out.

:/

I just usually show up with a snake in my trousers, sometimes it does the trick, sometimes it doesn't...

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I effing love to party, but! There must be booze, and prefferably some *cough* weed. Oh and video games would be nicez