sethnintendo on 25 January 2012
Time for another party story from me! If you are going to a college party and want to get a bunch of hot girls surrounding you then this is what you do... You show up to the party with an iguana on your shoulder. Since most people don't show up to parties with iguanas on their shoulders then you will be the talk of the party. I mention this because I showed up to a party while going to Tech on hallucinogens and with my iguana Smokie. I pretty much stood out like a sore thumb since everyone else was getting drunk and there was my crazy ass tripping. Usually, though my iguana plan backfired because I would be surrounded by too many girls I wouldn't know which one to try and pursue. Having a big lizard will make you stand out.
