| 2000cc said: Oh I thought it was a thread about partying, Expected to hear some funny party stories, though I guess most good party stories wouldnt be appropriate for a videogames forum, haha (in my experience at least) |
Here is a party story for you. During college (Texas Tech) I went to a random party where a few people were the backups for the Tech football team (USA football). Anyways, I was at the keg while a back up lineman was filling people's cups up. This girl had a wide mouth beer can (back when the wide mouths were "popular" for shitty American beer). Well, the big fellow was a little drunk and was having a hard time aiming the beer to go down the can (even though it was a wide mouth and it was even punchered to a bigger hole). I then replied something in the nature of him not being able to fit it in a hole so wide. She laughed but then I looked at the lineman and he gave me the evil eye. He then raised one of his hands up and started choking me in the front of my neck. I was lifting weights then and I was 6'2" about 210 lbs at the time. His arms were at least 2 times bigger than mine. My first instinct was to swing at him but I knew barely anyone there and after looking around it was obvious all my friends I came to the party with were inside. He didn't have a huge choke on me considering it was just one hand so it was enough to where I could barely talk to him. I then said something like I'm sorry I didn't know that was your girl, I was just joking around (basically cause I hinted that he couldn't fit inside his girl's loose you know what). After a min or two he finally let go (his girl was begging for him to stop too). I went inside and told my friends that I just got choked. One friend that loved to get into fights wanted to know who did it. I then pointed him out and he was like oh no I don't want any of that. I was like I don't either. The girl kept apologizing to me which was pissing the guy off even more cause she was talking to me. I also had my iguana (Smokie, and he is still kicking it at ~12 years old) on my shoulder at the party so it was good thing that I didn't get in a fight cause he could have been injured or killed. There was a few more details to the story but not too important but a little funny (like one of the friends of the lineman tripped me while I was inside kind of squatting on my legs and I told some random people at the party what his friend did, those random people then flipped him over a rail later that night). I'll have to tell you the time I showed up to a party on hallucinogens next time...
PS - I updated the op asking for people to share their party stories.
