You idiot. It's everyone's favorite user, CircleNose.

OMG!!!

People in here are making me very, very angry. I swear to the Almighty Patapon that if you don't buy this game, I'll take my knife, come to your home, and... AND...

...Give you a very well thought out and well spoken manuscript voicing my displeasure in your actions which are fully understandable and acceptable given your opinion.  After you have received my letter and fully read its contents, we shall share a warm muffin that I will have prepared with love and affection. The knife will be administered to cut the muffin precisely into two equal halfs. This will symbolize the respect I have for you as it means I view each other as equal...  THEN I'LL TAKE THE KNIFE AND STAB THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, YOU NO GOOD 'NOT GETTING HEAVY RAIN' PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I hate to have to tell you this, but........in school, the kids used to call me "Mr. Glass". I was born with a condition that makes my bones incredibly fragile. Once, while I was masturbating, I broke my hip, my left hand, and my nose (don't ask). That's not the point. The point is, if there was somebody out there like me, I figured that there had to be somebody else out there. Somebody out there who was my opposite. I've spent the last couple of years, running over people with my car, hoping to find someone like you. Someone who was "Unbreakable". After running over thousands and thousand of people with my Shark Car, I've found that person.

That person is YOU! And now that you know who you are, you know what you must do. You must come to the city. You have to become......a hero.

Sometimes, I think people like Leo-J make threads like this and laugh at our efforts to dispute them.  There's no prize for winning and the whole thing makes no sense.  I mean, everybody knows that technology didn't just stand still since 2007.  How are games getting 9/10 or 10/10 in graphics from reviewers if no game ever improved on something released 3 years ago?  What have developers been doing all of this time?  And despite all common sense--despite the fact that I own U1 and U2 and I still continue to be impressed by the graphics in new games--I STILL fell into this "debate". 

And the whole thing is futile.  I could put a screenshot of a game designed by Jesus himself that makes people weep at the sight of it.  All Leo-J or anybody in this thread has to say is "Yeah.  It looks good.....but Drake's shirt is half tucked in."  And I'd have to find a game that has A.Better Environments, B.Better character models, C.a half tucked shirt, D.Sully's moustache.  There is no way to win.  There is NO winning!

And yet, here I am-a 30 year old man looking for screenshots of videogames to prove to a teenager that he's wrong!  I should be in bed spooning my girlfriend right now!!  Meanwhile, the guy who made this whole thread (which has somehow stressed me out) is probably at some Lady GaGa themed rave party right now.  And the sad thing is I OWN UNCHARTED.  I'm trying to prove that a game I OWN is inferior to other games I OWN.  I can't figure.....how did I......why....wha......

*has stroke*

*dies*

badgenome said:

Sometimes they come out alright, but I generally hate them. Better small and beautiful than big and ooogly. I
mean, some guys just go way too big, and the end result doesn't even remotely resemble anything like a penis.