“Come, Come And Sit On Daddy’s Lap.” We’ll Explore Neptunia Mk2′s ESRB Rating

By Ishaan . January 3, 2012 . 2:00pm

Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 is rated “Mature” by the ESRB. The first game was rated “Teen”. Why the difference? This rating summary should explain it all:

This is a role-playing game in which players control a young goddess on a quest to rescue her sister from an evil organization. As players advance the storyline, they use swords, lances, over-sized syringes, and colorful light attacks to engage in turn-based combat against fantasy creatures (e.g., slime monsters, dragons, robots); damage is indicated by impact sounds and a loss of hit points. Some female characters are dressed in low-cut outfits that expose large amounts of cleavage or buttocks.

 

A variety of scenes depict a supernatural villain who harasses female characters and makes sexually suggestive comments (e.g., “Come, come and sit on daddy’s lap. We’ll have fun exploring each other,” “You can be a cunning linguist, my dear,” “I’m dying to leer at her longingly,” and “Mmmm, the height of ecstasy, licking a nubile maiden’s wounds!”/“No, hey stop . . . I said stop it!”)—accompanying licking sounds can be heard off screen. In one sequence, a character moans as she is massaged by another woman; suggestive dialogue can be heard throughout (e.g., “Don’t carry any of those impure thoughts,” “Ahh, I’m so sensitive to this . . . Ahhhahahahaha! I can’t take it anymore!”). The words “sh*t” and “b*tch” also appear in dialogue.

Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 is slated for release in spring 2012.

GAME OF THE MOTHER FUCKIN YEAR!!!

Neptunia MK2 is awesome had the Japanese version since the Japanese release back in august 2011 every Japanese RPG fan needs to play this^^

sounds awesome :)

Must be fun to work at ESBR

"A variety of scenes depict a supernatural villain who harasses female characters and makes sexually suggestive comments (e.g., “Come, come and sit on daddy’s lap. We’ll have fun exploring each other,” “You can be a cunning linguist, my dear,” “I’m dying to leer at her longingly,” and “Mmmm, the height of ecstasy, licking a nubile maiden’s wounds!”/“No, hey stop . . . I said stop it!”)—accompanying licking sounds can be heard off screen. In one sequence, a character moans as she is massaged by another woman; suggestive dialogue can be heard throughout (e.g., “Don’t carry any of those impure thoughts,” “Ahh, I’m so sensitive to this . . . Ahhhahahahaha! I can’t take it anymore!”). The words “sh*t” and “b*tch” also appear in dialogue."

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha..... ahahahahahahahaha (wipes tear off face).

You mean every anime/cartoon style JRPG fan. I never play these as a hardcore JRPG fan.

 what is the mater Moe Japanese RPGs and games to hardcore for you? LOL

Ar Tonelico is the only one of those kind of jRPG I enjoy. Im a big jRPG and RPG fan but those games (Neptunia, Atelier ect), isnt really my cup of tea. I prefer a more serious storyline. That being said, I do also like more serious anime. But anyway, I think what Teo meant is that not all hardcore jRPG fan enjoy this kind of jRPG.

ESRB is a parody.