Let's pretend achievements would pop up next to you in real life. Talking about girls/girlfirends/wives, which achievements could be possible?

Note: If you're a girl, feel free to post achievements about the opposite sex, for sure ;)

Let me start:

Let's just be friends! - She said. Loser.

Now you're a MAN. - Just lost your virginity.

One minute man. - You came too quickly, loser.

Pornstar. - You sprayed in her face.

Get me a beer! - She did it.

See ya when I see ya. - You had a one night stand.

Go tell your friends. - You made her nut at least twice before you shot

Playa! - Date two different girls at the same time. (They must not know of eachother!)

You fucked up. - You just got married.

Sticky face. - You ate pussy for the first time.

There you go, now it's your turn. I hope people like this, it could get very funny :D

Why me?! - A unattractive girl wanted to have kinky sex with you

The Stilt: you just broke wilt chamberlain's record

A classic one-


Red wings

You can figure it out for yourself

...Fuck - You got your girlfriend pregnant unintentionally.

Not forever alone? - You talked to a girl and she didn't ignore you.


This really belongs in the NSFW section to be honest, that's why I held back a little.

Fixed

The trophy/achievements Sir is more correct.

Who the fuck is this?-You wake up after a night of drinking smelling of liquor, pussy and next to a fat chick you never remember seeing before.

I Had A Dream! - You had a threesome with two hot chicks.

3s not a crowd- have a 3 way with 2 girls
its not gay if its a 3way- you + another guy get 1 girl
incoming enemy from the rear- buttsecks
shower power- have sex in the shower
bad aim- shoot off in her eye or hair

red wings - no need to go down on a girl when she is already lubed up with blood
wrong hole - sorry it was dark and I was going for any hole I could find

blowjob betty -use fat girls for blowjobs