Real Life Achievements About Girls

[ghettoglamour]

Let's pretend achievements would pop up next to you in real life. Talking about girls/girlfirends/wives, which achievements could be possible?

Note: If you're a girl, feel free to post achievements about the opposite sex, for sure ;)

Let me start:

 

Let's just be friends! - She said. Loser.

Now you're a MAN. - Just lost your virginity.

One minute man. - You came too quickly, loser.

Pornstar. - You sprayed in her face.

Get me a beer! - She did it.

See ya when I see ya. - You had a one night stand.

Go tell your friends. - You made her nut at least twice before you shot

Playa! - Date two different girls at the same time. (They must not know of eachother!)

You fucked up. - You just got married.

Sticky face. - You ate pussy for the first time.

 

There you go, now it's your turn. I hope people like this, it could get very funny :D