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Troll_Whisperer said:
I'm outta here – got a girl pregnant


lol...do you know that Shaggy's song... It wasn't me.



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

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Is that an Adam's apple?- A tranny fools you into thinking he is a chick and you hopefully only just made out with him.



Dr. Pepper - You took a girl's virginity
Barney Stinson - You had sex with 200 women
It can't be true - You met a gamer girl and she's actually hot...
Uncharted - You tried to fuck a FAT girl but didn't find any holes.
Something's wrong... - Your girlfriend/wife had a baby of another race than you
Splash Waterfalls - You made her squirt



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

The neighbors know my name - You made her SCREAM real loud.



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

Smile For The Camera! - You make a home made porno.



 

 

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Systems I've owned: Atari 2600, NES, SNES, GBColor, N64, Gamecube, PS2, Xbox, GBAdvance, DSlite, PSP, Wii, Xbox360, PS3, 3DS, PSVita, PS4, 3DS XL, Wii U

The best quote I've seen this year:

Angelus said: I'm a moron