| pezus said: 20 years alone - You managed to live 20 years without getting a girlfriend Forever alone - You completed life without getting a girlfriend |
Got that first one, but it may be a bit too much time investment for the second...
Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.
I'm outta here – got a girl pregnant
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
pezus said:
Lol at first I thought this was a statement from you and not an achievement |
What? Achievement? ;)
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
Not even light can escape from there - You entered her black hole
Do you want seconds? – successfully got a girl to swallow your semen.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
Just pay for it already!!! - Had a 12th date with a girl with getting no action
It was the only way... – lost your virginity with a prostitute.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
red faced monster: you ate a girl's pussy while when mother nature came through.(you know what I'm talking about/PG13)
Juices flow: drink her pussy Juice.
You ain't getting none: she's lying about being on her period, or you fucked up and don't know why.
She likes chocolate: she sucks you cock after you fucked her in the ass.
Plunger dick: you fucked her in the ass.
She's not a lesbian: sucks your cock after she came all over it, and she likes it.
to fast/to deep: if you're not circumcised, it's best not to fuck so ruff/she screams cause your cock is to long, to thick so it hurts, but she enjoys it.
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