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PullusPardus said:
this guy actually took this "joke" article seriously

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

or i think that guy is actually a troll himself.

 

glad to know I'm not the only performing skyrim jobs



I can't believe people still fall for Christwire's blatantly fake shit.

I also can't believe Bethesda hasn't been hit with a class action lawsuit for habitually releasing broken games, which is what I originally thought this thread would be about.



This should tell you all you need to know about Christwire;

"In my previous post “Lenin is a power generator” it was written about USSR founder and necrophile Vladimir Ilyich Lenin who is going to ressurect soon.
"This time I want to alert American government about a new thread: ElectroStalin."



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yo_john117 said:
What makes Skyrim so much worse then other video games?


That's what bugs you? I loled because he said it was created by blizzard lmao. This wont pass by a longshot, and it gets me wondering how he's even involved in the government. 



           

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Dragon Fisting – Dragon fisting is a new way the gays enter each other’s mud goblets with both of their hands. The difference with dragon fisting, is they make sure to grow their nails very long and once inserted into their low t-cell counted friend, they make a tickling movement with their fingers and sends their mud monkey buddy into a demon infused enticement of gay rage.

I thought that was my secret technique, must have done it to a dude works at Blizzard once.



 

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Life could always get worse, you could be a mod for Neogaf

It's bad parody made by liberals. Christians don't act like that in real life. It's always fake with the purpose to give Christians a bad name and very often a member on VGC falls for it and makes a thread about it.

Wagram, if you are a man of honor you should add the word "Parody:" in your thread name and into your opening post.



Chrysander said:
PullusPardus said:
this guy actually took this "joke" article seriously

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

or i think that guy is actually a troll himself.

 

glad to know I'm not the only performing skyrim jobs

I kept making SkyRimJob jokes to my friends months ago.

...They didn't get it.



^^I've seen religious people act like this irl so it's not really that far-fetched, I even thought it was real at first

Part of me agrees on adding 'parody' at the bottom of the OP but most of me thinks it's fun seeing people's reactions