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highwaystar101 on 08 November 2011
sapphi_snake said:
highwaystar101 said:
What's Sapphi_snake got to do with this (you did hide a message in that article didn't you?)

I think you should read my 'Parents Burn Children's Genitals...' thread.

Ok. Am I missing something?



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sapphi_snake on 08 November 2011
highwaystar101 said:
sapphi_snake said:
highwaystar101 said:
What's Sapphi_snake got to do with this (you did hide a message in that article didn't you?)

I think you should read my 'Parents Burn Children's Genitals...' thread.

Ok. Am I missing something?

Yes. Read my OP in that thread. Then read the OP from this thread. You're a smart guy. You'll figure it out.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

Alby_da_Wolf on 08 November 2011
badgenome said:
superchunk said:
Do penguins taste like chicken or are they a wholly different flavor?

I imagine that they taste sort of like a chicken had sex with a dolphin.

That'd be good: if they tasted like coot or seagull, they'd be almost uneatable for almost anybody's tastes.

I feel a little guilty even if there wasn't such sensitivity back then, but when I was a kid, in my town we still ate, every now and then, "mosciamme", cured dried dolphin meat (now it still exist a food with that name, but it's only made with tuna). I think it was already illegal, but Genoans are as thrifty as Scots and despite not fishing them on purpose, they would have never thrown away dolphins found stuck in the fishing nets (now there must be rules about nets and fishing techniques to minimise the chance of capturing them by mistake).

Oh yes, I know what you actually want to know: it was delicious!  O-) 



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badgenome on 08 November 2011
Alby_da_Wolf said:

That'd be good: if they tasted like coot or seagull, they'd be almost uneatable for almost anybody's tastes.

I feel a little guilty even if there wasn't such sensitivity back then, but when I was a kid, in my town we still ate, every now and then, "mosciamme", cured dried dolphin meat (now it still exist a food with that name, but it's only made with tuna). I think it was already illegal, but Genoans are as thrifty as Scots and despite not fishing them on purpose, they would have never thrown away dolphins found stuck in the fishing nets (now there must be rules about nets and fishing techniques to minimise the chance of capturing them by mistake).

Oh yes, I know what you actually want to know: it was delicious!  O-) 

In the end, that's all that matters.



superchunk on 08 November 2011
badgenome said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:

That'd be good: if they tasted like coot or seagull, they'd be almost uneatable for almost anybody's tastes.

I feel a little guilty even if there wasn't such sensitivity back then, but when I was a kid, in my town we still ate, every now and then, "mosciamme", cured dried dolphin meat (now it still exist a food with that name, but it's only made with tuna). I think it was already illegal, but Genoans are as thrifty as Scots and despite not fishing them on purpose, they would have never thrown away dolphins found stuck in the fishing nets (now there must be rules about nets and fishing techniques to minimise the chance of capturing them by mistake).

Oh yes, I know what you actually want to know: it was delicious!  O-) 

In the end, that's all that matters.

That and sex.



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Mummelmann on 08 November 2011

Lol, these people need to find a hobby. They can't pick gaming though, there are gays even in games now! And on TV there are lots of them! And a lot of musicians are gay as well. They work in stores, mend your car, take your calls at customer service. They're fricking everywhere.

Perhaps it would be best to isolate themselves and never leave their house to spout their nonsense again, just to be sure of not accidently bumping into someone gay.



blkfish92 on 08 November 2011

Do they do each other? Or do they just spend a lot of time together?



           

sapphi_snake on 09 November 2011
Alby_da_Wolf said:
badgenome said:
superchunk said:
Do penguins taste like chicken or are they a wholly different flavor?

I imagine that they taste sort of like a chicken had sex with a dolphin.

That'd be good: if they tasted like coot or seagull, they'd be almost uneatable for almost anybody's tastes.

I feel a little guilty even if there wasn't such sensitivity back then, but when I was a kid, in my town we still ate, every now and then, "mosciamme", cured dried dolphin meat (now it still exist a food with that name, but it's only made with tuna). I think it was already illegal, but Genoans are as thrifty as Scots and despite not fishing them on purpose, they would have never thrown away dolphins found stuck in the fishing nets (now there must be rules about nets and fishing techniques to minimise the chance of capturing them by mistake).

Oh yes, I know what you actually want to know: it was delicious!  O-) 

How could you???



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

Alby_da_Wolf on 09 November 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:
badgenome said:
superchunk said:
Do penguins taste like chicken or are they a wholly different flavor?

I imagine that they taste sort of like a chicken had sex with a dolphin.

That'd be good: if they tasted like coot or seagull, they'd be almost uneatable for almost anybody's tastes.

I feel a little guilty even if there wasn't such sensitivity back then, but when I was a kid, in my town we still ate, every now and then, "mosciamme", cured dried dolphin meat (now it still exist a food with that name, but it's only made with tuna). I think it was already illegal, but Genoans are as thrifty as Scots and despite not fishing them on purpose, they would have never thrown away dolphins found stuck in the fishing nets (now there must be rules about nets and fishing techniques to minimise the chance of capturing them by mistake).

Oh yes, I know what you actually want to know: it was delicious!  O-) 

How could you???

With my teeth!   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More than 30 years ago there wasn't the current sensitivity. Anyway we never bought it, some local fishermen gave it to my dad and my grandpa.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!   


sapphi_snake on 09 November 2011
Alby_da_Wolf said:
sapphi_snake said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:
badgenome said:
superchunk said:
Do penguins taste like chicken or are they a wholly different flavor?

I imagine that they taste sort of like a chicken had sex with a dolphin.

That'd be good: if they tasted like coot or seagull, they'd be almost uneatable for almost anybody's tastes.

I feel a little guilty even if there wasn't such sensitivity back then, but when I was a kid, in my town we still ate, every now and then, "mosciamme", cured dried dolphin meat (now it still exist a food with that name, but it's only made with tuna). I think it was already illegal, but Genoans are as thrifty as Scots and despite not fishing them on purpose, they would have never thrown away dolphins found stuck in the fishing nets (now there must be rules about nets and fishing techniques to minimise the chance of capturing them by mistake).

Oh yes, I know what you actually want to know: it was delicious!  O-) 

How could you???

With my teeth!   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More than 30 years ago there wasn't the current sensitivity. Anyway we never bought it, some local fishermen gave it to my dad and my grandpa.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)