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Who would be what?

I would say Hillary would be a 360 - she's got experience on her side (Xbox), and she has some good quotes (It's good to play together), but there's some serious love-hate toward her.

Barack would be the Wii - he's a new, fresh face on the scene - and a lot of young people love him. He's pulling ahead of the old guard (Clinton, Edwards) but folks say he isn't experienced enough and just for casual voters.

Huckabee would be a PC - he's bringing integrity back and is old reliable. Folks may not embrace him, and he could care less - he knows when the 360 RRODs, or the PS3 gets dusty, he's still tuned to vgchartz.com 

Guilani would be the PS2 - he's got the brand name (9-11) and is used to being on top. However, he's living on street cred from being mayor of NYC.

Ron Paul would be the PSP - he's really getting picked on but still keeps trucking. He's proving that change is awesome - and younger folks are embracing him as well.

Fred Thompson would be an Atari Flashback system - he's been around the block, has some experience, but would be in the bargain bin faster than that Kim Kardashian porn boxset.

Mitt Romney would be a PS3 - he's got the pomp but isn't sure what he wants to be - a BR player or a game console.

John McCain would be a cell phone game - he's on the go - was popular once but soon got tossed into a desk and forgotten.

Mike Gravel would be a Turbo Grafx 16 - you remember how cool he was - you go into your basement, find it and pull it out and play him a few times, and then just toss him back forever since you can download VC games on your Wii!!!! 

Lastly, Bill Richardson would be a Gamecube - he's the coolest video game system and cheapiest on the block, had some success but really, no one cares about.

I would love to see other's views on this ...



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I agree on all of this except 360, Microsoft has the least experience in the console industry.



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You're missing Huckabee.



Christopher Dodd would be the Dreamcast:

The best ****ing candidate that dropped out before he could show his greatness.



 

 

super_etecoon said:
You're missing Huckabee.

DONE. Added Gravel as well.

Dennis Kuncinich would be the Atari Jaguar - good ideas, a cool game but poor execution. 



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RSEagle said:
I agree on all of this except 360, Microsoft has the least experience in the console industry.

Ha ha ... I named her also because she had the lead but is losing it to the Wii and is starting to self-destruct slightly. 



Stephen Harper (PS3) - He's lowering Canadian Taxes by 2% in the last 2 years. PS3 has had a couple price cuts.

There I added to the thread. And in case your wondering Stephen Harper is the Canadian Prime Minister. I don't know anything about American politics so i'm posting about Canadian politics.



^^^

Also:

Kim Campbell (3DO) - (one of the) Worst Systems ever = worst prime minister ever.

Pierre Trudeau (Wii/PS3) - Fresh face, made many significant changes (Blu Ray, Motion Controls, technology), one of the cockiest prime ministers.

George Washington (Mario) - Instead of a console i chose a character. Most outdated video game character around today!! he is the first president.



@ Coolestguy

LOL ... thanks for adding to the conversation.



Hilary Clinton - Ps3- a previous clinton wont the race twice (Bill from 92-96 &96-2000)(Ps1 & ps2). Definate Love hate situation with Hilary, definate love hate with ps3. New formats, Woman, Blu Ray