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Somebody get this guy a new calendar... he still has 6 months to go before submitting his April Fool's article.



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

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RolStoppable said:
gumby_trucker said:
RolStoppable said:

Right...

I don't know what this analyst has been smoking, but maybe this really is an honest analysis based on how he views gaming. Can Nintendo go bankrupt within the next five years? Knowing the amount of cash they have in the bank, it's highly doubtful.

Regardless of all my criticism towards Nintendo's 3DS and Wii U lately, I can't see Nintendo messing up so bad that they go bankrupt. Only a seriously deluded person like this analyst could see it happen. Looks like he has never even played a video game. Lumps all gamers together in one of two groups. Either you are a casual gamer or you are a serious/hardcore gamer. Dumb categorisation, I wish this line of thinking would go away once and for all.

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this is a joke thread,RIGHT???



forest-spirit said:
Why are people still falling for it!?


That's because the first ten replies were those who fell for it. So the thread looks believable if you've got your page limit set to ten.

Got mines on 50 thankfully. But my post is the real genius of this thread anyway.



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bite your tongue stupid analyst.....



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Not only does he logically invalidate himself on several points, the very idea that Nintendo will lose their accumulated 21.1 billion USD in 5 years is absurd - that implies a ~4.3 billion USD a year loss for 5 years before debt even begins to accumulate (let alone bankruptcy).

* "Nintendo was able to gain a momentary advantage on otherwise superior companies like Apple and the emergent Google." - Actually, Nintendo was a more highly valued company than Apple for well over a decade; and as a gaming company, are currently drawing far more revenue than Apple and Google combined now, just as they always have (To give an example, the entire app store drew in 1.7 billion - not all gaming applications - in 2010, Android's app store did under 100 million - Wii Fit in 2010 - Wii Fit(&+) sold roughly 1 billion alone that year (about 4 billion total).

* He also makes the point that Nintendo followed Apple into the casual games market - which is clearly false; the app store launched July 2008, and Brain Age was released in May 2005.

* That casual console gamers are the same as Casual cell phone gamers - also false; fast, cheap, and shiny does not describe Wii Fit, Nintendo's highest selling title on the Wii.

* The iPhone did not launch before 2006, it launched Q3 2007, how could Nintendo follow it with the Wii and DS which launched in 2004 and 2006? The iPhone wasn't even announced until early 2007, and only small rumours existed beforehand, and absolutely nothing was known about the strategy for the phone.

* He uses the word ubiquitous incorrectly (ubiquitous is a word that tech companies like to throw around in meetings to describe things such as cloud services allowing for services to be everywhere/on multiple devices, not increased cell phone functionality).

* Oh, and 1962 just called, they want their comb-over back.



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