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Andrespetmonkey on 11 October 2011

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I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Third base with one, sex with the other.

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badgenome on 11 October 2011

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Sex, I would assume. Since he would have been 14 last year, it's not really surprising.

If he were 14 last year, then it was "sex" not sex.

A valid point.

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Andrespetmonkey on 11 October 2011

Xen said:

badgenome said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Sex, I would assume. Since he would have been 14 last year, it's not really surprising.

If he were 14 last year, then it was "sex" not sex.

No, it was sex. Me and my girlfriend of the time were mature enough. With the other girl, yes, it was "sex".

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pariz on 11 October 2011

Andrespetmonkey said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Third base with one, sex with the other.

Could you please explain the base thing to me?

I am not stupid and I can imagine how it goes, but there's a huge cultural distance between me and that figure of speech. We don't even play baseball...!

I assume 4th base would be penetration, right? So, what about the other bases?

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

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Andrespetmonkey on 11 October 2011

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Third base with one, sex with the other.

Could you please explain the base thing to me?

I am not stupid and I can imagine how it goes, but there's a huge cultural distance between me and that figure of speech. We don't even play baseball...!

I assume 4th base would be penetration, right? So, what about the other bases?

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

xD Yeah, I'm in England so we don't play baseball either, but it's just a great analogy.

1st base: Kissing
2nd base: Manual stimulation
3rd base: Oral or anal.
Home run: (self-explanatory)

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badgenome on 11 October 2011

pariz said:

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

LMAO.

Wait, anal is third base? That doesn't make any sense! Is that just a nutty UK thing because you guys don't understand baseball?

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pariz on 11 October 2011

Andrespetmonkey said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Third base with one, sex with the other.

Could you please explain the base thing to me?

I am not stupid and I can imagine how it goes, but there's a huge cultural distance between me and that figure of speech. We don't even play baseball...!

I assume 4th base would be penetration, right? So, what about the other bases?

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

xD Yeah, I'm in England so we don't play baseball either, but it's just a great analogy.

1st base: Kissing
2nd base: Manual stimulation
3rd base: Oral or anal.
Home run: (self-explanatory)

Ok, I'm shocked!! Who would want to make a home run if third base is anal!?

Among my country men, you would have to flip those two and make third base vagina or oral and anal a home run.

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Xen on 11 October 2011

Andrespetmonkey said:

Xen said:

badgenome said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Sex, I would assume. Since he would have been 14 last year, it's not really surprising.

If he were 14 last year, then it was "sex" not sex.

No, it was sex. Me and my girlfriend of the time were mature enough. With the other girl, yes, it was "sex".

In that case, I shake your hand, then disinfect mine. No such luck here - then again, I'm pretty satisfied with my first time and sex in general, so I guess that I don't really need that luck.

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Andrespetmonkey on 11 October 2011

badgenome said:

pariz said:

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

LMAO.

Wait, anal is third base? That doesn't make any sense! Is that just a nutty UK thing because you guys don't understand baseball?

Sure xD What should anal be?

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badgenome on 11 October 2011

Andrespetmonkey said:

badgenome said:

pariz said:

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

LMAO.

Wait, anal is third base? That doesn't make any sense! Is that just a nutty UK thing because you guys don't understand baseball?

Sure xD What should anal be?

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