I thought she was 16

[pariz]

Andrespetmonkey said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:

pariz said:

Andrespetmonkey said:
I did two 13 year olds last year, no biggie.

What do you mean by "I did"?

Third base with one, sex with the other.

Could you please explain the base thing to me?

I am not stupid and I can imagine how it goes, but there's a huge cultural distance between me and that figure of speech. We don't even play baseball...!

I assume 4th base would be penetration, right? So, what about the other bases?

What about anal penetration? Is that a Foul?

xD Yeah, I'm in England so we don't play baseball either, but it's just a great analogy.

1st base: Kissing
2nd base: Manual stimulation
3rd base: Oral or anal.
Home run: (self-explanatory) 

Ok, I'm shocked!! Who would want to make a home run if third base is anal!?

Among my country men, you would have to flip those two and make third base vagina or oral and anal a home run.