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1) To become Super Saiyan Goku. I'd use my powers to kill all terrorists, human traffickers, and demolish unfair governments. I'd also like to slap some of the bastards in my country's government :P
2) Have unlimited amount of money that I can ONLY use for charitable donations. That way, I'll be known as the greatest philanthropist to ever exist and also the greatest destructor (with my Super Saiyan abilities).
3) Ask the genie to tell me where the lamp will be located after this wish.



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id wish for another genie to wish me more wishes
then id do that 100x
then id wish for 1 billion dollers and buy duke nukem for ever for ever and make it the highest grossing game ever
then id wish for a ps4
and a mansion
and a nice car
then ill buy 15 million ps3 console's in the usa and make sony ahead LOL :D
then id wish for uncharted 3 tomorow
and id wish Pokemon was real and walk around streets with my charazard and snorlax crushing people

then id wish for a house shaped as a 3ds and id wish to fly ill abuse the living hell out of these wishes until ill have eevrything in the world :D



I would wish that I could have whatever I want whenever I want it without side effects consequences or catches



A good meatball sandwich, a can of lemon flavored Arizona iced tea, and a gift card to GameStop.

I take pleasure in the little things of life, and am scared that if I make too big a wish, I'll inadvertently destroy civilization.



1. $1,000,000,000,000,000 (tax free)

2. Be able to control time (pause, rewind, fast forward like its a DVD)

3. Teleportation

Haha yeah I'm selfish but whatever. I'll donate a lot of that quadrillion dollars to charities of my choice.

 

My slightly less selfish list is:

1. $1,000,000,000,000,000 (yeah I still want money)

2. Milton Friedman back from the dead and in power in Canada with a majority government for the next 8 years (two terms)

3. Itches no longer exist. If fucking hate itches, especially on the bottom of your foot. 



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EGG_OF_D00m said:

id wish for another genie to wish me more wishes
then id do that 100x
then id wish for 1 billion dollers and buy duke nukem for ever for ever and make it the highest grossing game ever
then id wish for a ps4
and a mansion
and a nice car
then ill buy 15 million ps3 console's in the usa and make sony ahead LOL :D
then id wish for uncharted 3 tomorow
and id wish Pokemon was real and walk around streets with my charazard and snorlax crushing people

then id wish for a house shaped as a 3ds and id wish to fly ill abuse the living hell out of these wishes until ill have eevrything in the world :D

Hmmm my eyesight might be going but I think that is slightly more than 3 wishes



Well if this happened my plan would be:
1st-I wish that time would stop except for the two of us.
2nd-I wish the laws of the Universe were reversed.
3rd-I wish for infinite wishes "insert evil laugh here" :D

And there I go! YaY!



 

1. I get 1000 years old

2. Every game available for me

3. an UBER-PC to actually run all these games.



updated: 14.01.2012

playing right now: Xenoblade Chronicles

Hype-o-meter, from least to most hyped:  the Last Story, Twisted Metal, Mass Effect 3, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Playstation ViTA

bet with Mordred11 that Rage will look better on Xbox 360.

If I was completely selfish, I would probably have the following wishes.

1) A wallet that always has $10000 in it, as soon as the wallet is emptied.
2) Superpowers of flight, invisibility and super strength
3) Ability to charm any woman into seduction



1. for infinite number wishes
2. ability to travel through times
3. have Godly powers