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1. $1,000,000,000,000,000 (tax free)

2. Be able to control time (pause, rewind, fast forward like its a DVD)

3. Teleportation

Haha yeah I'm selfish but whatever. I'll donate a lot of that quadrillion dollars to charities of my choice.

 

My slightly less selfish list is:

1. $1,000,000,000,000,000 (yeah I still want money)

2. Milton Friedman back from the dead and in power in Canada with a majority government for the next 8 years (two terms)

3. Itches no longer exist. If fucking hate itches, especially on the bottom of your foot.