1. $1,000,000,000,000,000 (tax free)
2. Be able to control time (pause, rewind, fast forward like its a DVD)
3. Teleportation
Haha yeah I'm selfish but whatever. I'll donate a lot of that quadrillion dollars to charities of my choice.
My slightly less selfish list is:
1. $1,000,000,000,000,000 (yeah I still want money)
2. Milton Friedman back from the dead and in power in Canada with a majority government for the next 8 years (two terms)
3. Itches no longer exist. If fucking hate itches, especially on the bottom of your foot.







