Here's what I've got so far.....

Dear guy I clotheslined as you went by on your bicycle,

You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now I've asked myself over and over why did I clothesline that guy. Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around.

In all fairness, It was pretty funny, I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should have seen it, It was just like WAM! BAM!

Anyway... In closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder 'What were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway?'  SideWALK you ***hole!

 

Signed, The guy that collapsed your trachea.

hahahhahahahhaa this is awesome

bait and switch.

I'm 29 years old, and this made me cry.

Asshole!

If I ever see you in real life, I will jump-kick you in the throat!

Hey dude, whoah, I know mistakes were made; but that is why a letter has been written. All wrongs mended! =)

I actually just wanted to see what the tag did, and I like that game.

You sound like me, an asshole with not a care in the world....
except i wouldn't bother writing a letter

Well, I like to think of myself as having a little bit of good in me =P

TBH if I were the guy in the Hospital. I wouldnt give a damn about a letter. If I wasnt permanently damaged I wouldnt care to have any contact with you. If I was damaged I would try to sue you or others to get some money. If I was seriously disabled like my spine broken or something I would care even less and stick to videogames oxycontin and whores.

In all cases I would not care to get a letter. Its not that I would hold a grudge I simply wouldnt care what you wrote unless it has something to do with your unbearable guilt and the question " What can I do for you ?"

If you would be a hot girl I would want a letter though.