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chocoloco on 18 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
So glad I have no foreskin to get my penis caught in the zipper. It seems like foreskin would make this occurance more frequent.

Naw it doesn't happen as often as you would think. Only happened once to me, although I am very careful.

Also @Areym

Hmm. Well actually it has happened to me. Mostly when I wore boxers and my junk would come out of the opening. One reason to switch to boxer briefs. I always yanked the zipper quickly to get it over with. Oh the pain.

Yeah normal boxers are way too risky! Boxer briefs are the way to go.

Totally , my zipper was down once at my college and my boxers let out MR Happy and several people were graced to see my stuff. Good times.



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yo_john117 on 18 September 2011
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
So glad I have no foreskin to get my penis caught in the zipper. It seems like foreskin would make this occurance more frequent.

Naw it doesn't happen as often as you would think. Only happened once to me, although I am very careful.

Also @Areym

Hmm. Well actually it has happened to me. Mostly when I wore boxers and my junk would come out of the opening. One reason to switch to boxer briefs. I always yanked the zipper quickly to get it over with. Oh the pain.

Yeah normal boxers are way too risky! Boxer briefs are the way to go.

Totally , my zipper was down once at my college and my boxers let out MR Happy and several people were graced to see my stuff. Good times.

LMAO gotta love it when that happens



arcane_chaos on 18 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:
Hephaestos said:
arcane_chaos said:

never really happens to me since I were very loose boxers, but with a tight waistband

though a couple of times I got my pubes caught while zipping up my pants...sometimes even my penis...-_-


Sometimes refers to a rather frequent event no? at least a lot more than a couple over a lifetime....

When I see your name I shall always think of "something about Mary" henceforth Arcane_chaos = zipped up penis


LOL!!! don't make fun of my misery!!!

one time I caught myself while in a movie theatre restroom, I yelped(and cursed) and all the people in the restroom turned around and laughed...just another day in the life of Arcane_Chaos(aka zipped up penis)

btw... I'm selling some hair jell, would you like some? :p

xD is this an everyday type thing for you?


yes...now I just need a reality TV producer to pick me up!



Jay520 on 18 September 2011
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
So glad I have no foreskin to get my penis caught in the zipper. It seems like foreskin would make this occurance more frequent.

Naw it doesn't happen as often as you would think. Only happened once to me, although I am very careful.

Also @Areym

Hmm. Well actually it has happened to me. Mostly when I wore boxers and my junk would come out of the opening. One reason to switch to boxer briefs. I always yanked the zipper quickly to get it over with. Oh the pain.

Yeah normal boxers are way too risky! Boxer briefs are the way to go.

Totally , my zipper was down once at my college and my boxers let out MR Happy and several people were graced to see my stuff. Good times.



MR. Happy? LOL, you name yours too...

I named mine Dr Dingles.

chocoloco on 18 September 2011
Jay520 said:
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
yo_john117 said:
chocoloco said:
So glad I have no foreskin to get my penis caught in the zipper. It seems like foreskin would make this occurance more frequent.

Naw it doesn't happen as often as you would think. Only happened once to me, although I am very careful.

Also @Areym

Hmm. Well actually it has happened to me. Mostly when I wore boxers and my junk would come out of the opening. One reason to switch to boxer briefs. I always yanked the zipper quickly to get it over with. Oh the pain.

Yeah normal boxers are way too risky! Boxer briefs are the way to go.

Totally , my zipper was down once at my college and my boxers let out MR Happy and several people were graced to see my stuff. Good times.


MR. Happy? LOL, you name yours too...

I named mine Dr Dingles.

I don't name it but certain females have. If I would name it Mr Happy it would be because the fucker has a mind of his own. Ready to greet people hello when I have no inttention of doing so.



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yo_john117 on 18 September 2011
arcane_chaos said:
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:
Hephaestos said:
arcane_chaos said:

never really happens to me since I were very loose boxers, but with a tight waistband

though a couple of times I got my pubes caught while zipping up my pants...sometimes even my penis...-_-


Sometimes refers to a rather frequent event no? at least a lot more than a couple over a lifetime....

When I see your name I shall always think of "something about Mary" henceforth Arcane_chaos = zipped up penis


LOL!!! don't make fun of my misery!!!

one time I caught myself while in a movie theatre restroom, I yelped(and cursed) and all the people in the restroom turned around and laughed...just another day in the life of Arcane_Chaos(aka zipped up penis)

btw... I'm selling some hair jell, would you like some? :p

xD is this an everyday type thing for you?


yes...now I just need a reality TV producer to pick me up!

"Preposterous Penis Enrollments"

 



arcane_chaos on 18 September 2011
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:
Hephaestos said:
arcane_chaos said:

never really happens to me since I were very loose boxers, but with a tight waistband

though a couple of times I got my pubes caught while zipping up my pants...sometimes even my penis...-_-


Sometimes refers to a rather frequent event no? at least a lot more than a couple over a lifetime....

When I see your name I shall always think of "something about Mary" henceforth Arcane_chaos = zipped up penis


LOL!!! don't make fun of my misery!!!

one time I caught myself while in a movie theatre restroom, I yelped(and cursed) and all the people in the restroom turned around and laughed...just another day in the life of Arcane_Chaos(aka zipped up penis)

btw... I'm selling some hair jell, would you like some? :p

xD is this an everyday type thing for you?


yes...now I just need a reality TV producer to pick me up!

"Preposterous Penis Enrollments"

 

lol, looks like i found my manager!!!



thetonestarr on 18 September 2011
Seece said:
Jay520 said:
Seece said:
Jay520 said:
Seece said:
No, I buy decent underwear that doesn't hurt ... sometimes my chest hair gets caught in my belt ... that isn't pleasent


Why is your belt so high?

Low? you know, treasure trail and all that


?? Treasure trail? What the...?

I don't wanna know... I'm just gonna assume it's a UK thing....

I'll live happier that way.

You know, the line of hair the follows down to your crotch, treasure trail

We call it a "happy trail" in the US.

Besides that, that's hardly "chest hair". Chest hairs are, y'know, the hairs on your CHEST.



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yo_john117 on 18 September 2011
arcane_chaos said:
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:


LOL!!! don't make fun of my misery!!!

one time I caught myself while in a movie theatre restroom, I yelped(and cursed) and all the people in the restroom turned around and laughed...just another day in the life of Arcane_Chaos(aka zipped up penis)

btw... I'm selling some hair jell, would you like some? :p

xD is this an everyday type thing for you?


yes...now I just need a reality TV producer to pick me up!

"Preposterous Penis Enrollments"

 

lol, looks like i found my manager!!!

We're going to make millions with this TV show! >:D



arcane_chaos on 18 September 2011
yo_john117 said:

We're going to make millions with this TV show! >:D


YEAH!!! move over jersey shore and the kardashians!!! there's a new sheriff in town!!!