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arcane_chaos said:
yo_john117 said:
arcane_chaos said:
Hephaestos said:
arcane_chaos said:

never really happens to me since I were very loose boxers, but with a tight waistband

though a couple of times I got my pubes caught while zipping up my pants...sometimes even my penis...-_-


Sometimes refers to a rather frequent event no? at least a lot more than a couple over a lifetime....

When I see your name I shall always think of "something about Mary" henceforth Arcane_chaos = zipped up penis


LOL!!! don't make fun of my misery!!!

one time I caught myself while in a movie theatre restroom, I yelped(and cursed) and all the people in the restroom turned around and laughed...just another day in the life of Arcane_Chaos(aka zipped up penis)

btw... I'm selling some hair jell, would you like some? :p

xD is this an everyday type thing for you?


yes...now I just need a reality TV producer to pick me up!

"Preposterous Penis Enrollments"