nahh im from Uk near brum lol ive always called it the crab ladder, might have heard it from an american show though

If I say it's not, will end up going on another kitten killing spree? 

Ok in that case you are right I am a multi-millionaire

Here's a picture of my underwear to prove it. See how fancy they are!

Ahhh excellent. Now I can finally be at peace knowing the state of my underwear is average.

Yes the kittens will be safe for at least one more day.

I wear hanes boxer briefs and their rather comfortable, you should give them a whirl.

never really happens to me since I were very loose boxers, but with a tight waistband

though a couple of times I got my pubes caught while zipping up my pants...sometimes even my penis...-_-

Sometimes refers to a rather frequent event no? at least a lot more than a couple over a lifetime....

When I see your name I shall always think of "something about Mary" henceforth Arcane_chaos = zipped up penis